Grip On Breasts

All right, folks, it's time for some serious business in this short blog by your highly regarded lingerie guru. Over the past few weeks we've talked a lot and often about the different body types and the swimwear that best matches them. I trust you've paid attention, taken notes and benefited from it. The recent developments in our immediate surroundings make it necessary to switch to a weighty topic. We are making a change of course to a new topic. A topic that many like to take up and of which some people regularly speak, but about which a surprising amount of ignorance remains. It's a subject we can't just let dangle. You already understand: we need to talk seriously about breasts.

Breast season

Yes, it is. Breasts. Why breasts are so topical now, I hear you're asking? Quite simply. The weather. The illumination of the corona. The imminent holiday season and the strong desire for freedom we all feel. It gets swelteringly warm in Holland at times, and if you don't have your eyes in your pocket, you'll see that sweltering weather leads to sultry behaviour. Including sultry glances. Add to this the hunger for skin and the urge for freedom that we all feel now that the terraces can be opened again, and you'll see: there's peeping, staring to the side from behind sunglasses and shameless staring. It started a bit later than usual, but suddenly we're all in the middle of the breasts season!

Grip On Breasts

When it comes to breasts - and how many times is that about? - then one thing is crucial here: grip. The breast is a subject that should be under everyone's control. Even at a distance of one and a half meters, or maybe just then. Just out of reach, yet too close to ignore: that's the perspective of today's man. For the woman the exact opposite is true: you have them with you all day, but what exactly do you do with them when you don't have to breastfeed? Fortunately, the answer to both questions is simple for an expert like me.

The Man And The Chest

First the gentlemen, because they know the least about it. Guys, sometimes it's not easy. All those beautiful, versatile, seductive up and down swinging busts around us. In winter it's still doable, but when the sun comes out, try not to look at it! Do your best to have a business conversation with your colleague with a straight face, walk away, remember that you no longer have a clue what the conversation was about. You were standing thirty centimetres too low. You know that? You're not the only one. Still, there's good news for you: women don't mind if you can appreciate their breasts. Those disapproving looks are mostly in your head. In general, ladies like to be seen. You just don't have to exaggerate. It's a complicated trick for us simple men folk, but once you get the hang of it, it quickly becomes easier. Just pretend you're accidentally looking. Try to make it look like you're subtly throwing a can between companies. If she finds it annoying, she'll show you. And at that moment, one and a half metres is just enough distance again to be able to put it on one run - that makes a difference.

Women And Their Bust

Well, and then you ladies... How am I gonna talk to you as a man person about your busts? Well, let me get back to you first. We, that simple folk, can't help it. We do try, really - sometimes we don't even want to look! It's just very deeply programmed into it. It happens before we realise it. To make up for it, we then start doing things very uncomfortably: we stumble, get a red face, start sweating lightly and forget what we were talking about. All to confirm your superiority. And to let you know that we like you very much without saying it directly - that would be too easy. To watch! We do! Just to look at!

Nonverbal Compliment

But just as seriously: research has shown that many women don't mind noticing that their breasts attract attention. From men, but also from women, by the way, let's not take that away too easily. I'm not going to enlighten you to like it when another one of those hors d'oeuvres is lurking unabashedly at your cleavage with your mouth open. He didn't pay attention. It has to be subtle, but just so subtle that you'll notice it. A nonverbal compliment, I'll say. And if you fancy a nice power trip, then you look at him in indignation before you turn around and walk away. Isn't that nice? Do you enjoy all that beauty that you have to carry with you every day!

To the World Cup!

Okay, that was a short introduction to grasp the subject with both hands. In my next lecture I'll elaborate on the subject and explain how lingerie and breasts are a match made in heaven. If you do it wrong, then your whole thing can literally be a torment, but if you know which bra best fits your unique curves, then the world is at your feet. I'd love to see you back very soon for a series of essential lectures on bras; an in-depth study of the World Cup!