Spring series on stage

April does what it wants, is the saying. Well, with the snow still on my feet, today I'm happy to write about how we can use the big lingerie clearance for our new wardrobes. Spring blossoms guaranteed!

Good day dear lingerie and dog lovers. While I still have a wet nose from walking outside, because boy is it cold all of a sudden, I have put that same nose into lingerie and swimwear fashion. All the fashion shows have been held, the first fairs have been held and the bosses of Dutch Designers Outlet have crossed the Low Countries to score the most beautiful lingerie outlet must haves for you this spring and summer. I am always right at the front when boxes of samples, inspiration books and videos arrive.

Colorful lingerie

I don't know about you guys, but I was just moulting and going from my winter curls to my soft summer coat. And, after all of last month's trimming tips to you guys, of course I had to do it myself. So I had just gotten myself a fresh spring haircut at the fanciest dog groomer and purveyor of the royal household of this country (I'm still a royal poodle of course). All of a sudden I find myself shivering in a fierce northern wind, holding up my leg in the snow. Your well-meaning dear furry friend didn't like that at all. Yes, from my soft basket I enjoy the white world, but come on, we've had it now. So instead of a long spring walk I protected my short-winged ears and went to my always warm neighbors and waggled through the colorful spring litter. Felt like spring after all.

Happy as a cow in the meadow with a bra to go with it

I don't know about you, but I always get the cleaning-up jitters in the spring. Then the basket needs a major overhaul, I want fresh new bones and my winter designer dog blankets go into the wash. Everything fresh and fruity. Time to clean out the closet. We are now all fresh in our haircut and body lotion. So we also want to drape a fresh set around it, right? Frolicking is a lot more fun with a comfortable bra and thong around the body. How to choose a fitting bra, I have already extensively discussed in my blogs and which buttocks you should choose the right pants for is also already described.

Heavenly underwear to celebrate the Ascension

If your buttocks have gotten a little rounder in this I'm-sitting-too-good-in-my-jogging-pants-winter, oh so be it. No problem, because we love round. You do need something to sit on, of course. Otherwise such a Zoommeeting will take even longer and, especially if the subject is also boring, it will be a pain. A good remedy to pamper your behind: hoist those rondos in a nice pair of transparent pants with legs, or let them blow in a lovely colorful thong. By the way, those kilos don't matter at all, because at my neighbors Dutch Designers Outlet you buy two for the price of less than one. I'm not a wealthy doggie owner for nothing, of course. My secret is: watch out for the little ones, then your savings account will grow. And then you can, even if, like me, you can almost enjoy your retirement, still shop for things under the skirts. And pants, because the men may also cover the bulging buttocks with kekek pants and shorts. Not only does it look good, it also makes you sit better. Heavenly, I would agree. And Ascension Day is approaching, so stop praying for new lingerie and shop it yourself one, two, three!

Are your bra straps still on?

Cleaning out your closet does not mean rücksichtslos throw away eh ladies and gentlemen! He who keeps something has something. Take a good look at whether your bra still gives the right support. Do you really have to lift your straps to the max? Then the stretch is gone. Also if your cups no longer hug your beautiful ladies tightly as they used to, it's time for new support. Measurement is knowledge, but you know that as loyal fans. Especially after the lockdown winters we've had, measuring each other again is - literally - very handy. Then you can replenish your now-empty closet with lovely sets from that fine lingerie outlet I look out on from my basket. And if you're sure you won't be wearing it again, but the quality is still top notch (if you bought it at Dutch Designers Outlet, the quality is excellent anyway). Then give a few sets a second life. That way everyone can enjoy lingerie longer and the planet becomes a nicer place to live.

Next time I hope to write this blog from the garden anyway. By then it will be May and together we will have a look at the fit of all the outdoor lingerie, or bikinis, trunks and related items. Already spring happy about it!