Sir Sebastian gives a free skid course!

So, there we were again. I hope you've taken advantage of the recent news about bras, because we need to move on to the next topic in a hurry. When I look around the lecture hall so quickly I see that all the ladies are sitting neatly upright in the lecture benches, so I think you have learned your lesson. Fine. Now we can let the gaze descend a bit, because there is much more beautiful than just breasts to drape our lingerie over.

 

 

Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks!

I want to talk to you about buttocks, and in particular the ways in which we can make those buttocks happy and decorate them with the most beautiful, most elegant and most extraordinarily comfortable lingerie. Buttocks have been on the rise in recent years. This is striking because of the somewhat unfortunate or even inferior position of the derriere. Buttocks live outside the field of vision, there is nothing they can do about that. In an earlier lecture I pointed out that during evolution the breasts got an extra role as sexual signals when we walked upright. That moment in our history was a black page for the buttocks of our world, because precisely that part of the body lost its attractiveness when we went from four legs to two. So in the meantime a turning point is visible. Not that we are going to walk on all fours again, but thanks to promoters like Kim Kardashian, Nikki Minaj and for example Shakira the derriere is no longer at the back and on a bottom position.

 

 

Billenrenaissance

So this revival is very good news for us lingerie lovers. So much beauty has been created with which we can make our booty right there bootylicious ...can show off. We're going to take a quick look at all the models. Before we start, I have to get something off my chest. I've been an opponent of the name 'underpants' for years. You know, I think the buttock is having a hard enough time because of the unfortunate placement on the body. If we give the buttocks a name as inferior sounding as 'underpants' it's of course hopeless to make them look good in advance. As if the only striking thing about such a nice piece of lingerie is that it can be worn under trousers! I suggest that from here on we talk about the panties, the thong, the boxer, shorty, or whatever kind of underpants we discuss. Roughly speaking, I divide the types into three categories: the panties, the thong and the shorts. Having said that, I'm going to start! Let's start with the most common model of buttock lingerie: the panties.

 

 

Our understanding of the slip

The essence of a good slip course is of course the slip. In fact, we can use the term slip for all bottoms that don't put away like a thong or a boxer. Actually, there is no such thing as 'the' slip, because what most people see as normal slip can be divided into maxislips, midislips and minislips. The difference lies - you'll never guess - in the size of the design. Note: this is something completely different from the size. Minislips come in large sizes, and you have maxislips for minislips. If we add all categories together, this is the most worn form of buttock lingerie, so it's smart to start here.

 

 

Minislip

So the mini-slip is the smallest model. The minimum is that the mini-slip is tailored low on the hip. This makes the skin all the way to the pubic bone, but not really. Ideal for the low waist pants that are now popular, such as the low waist cut for example. Of all the regular panties, for many people this is also the most faded cut, but that's a matter of taste.

 

 

Maxislip

The maxi-slip is therefore logically the largest form of the slip. We also know this model under the name waist slip, because the 'maxi' is mainly in the high connection just below the waist. At the bottom the maxi slip runs all the way over the buttocks. Many women find this model very comfortable, because it is roughly the most worn pants in the world. Maybe a little less sexy, but yes, there are more things to think about.

 

 

Midislip

Between these two extremes is the midislip. So the midislip chooses the elegant golden mean between minislip and maxislip. Maybe you've never tried this one? In that case I say give them a chance, because that middle way is surprisingly pleasant.

 

 

Special panties

Then we have the special variations on the regular briefs. The Brazilian Get ready for fun because these shorts are inextricably linked to the Lambade the most fun and famous Brazilian dance I think. The shorts doesn't seem very exciting at first, until the wearer turns around... At that moment the enthusiast immediately notices that the bottom line is cut much higher, which leads to a picturesque view of the favourite female muscular bundle of many men: the gluteus maximus so! Additional advantage: the sexy cut makes your legs look a bit longer too!

 

 

Tangaslip

Then a slightly more exciting slip variant: the tanga slip. This slip tends towards the stringtanga that we will discuss in a moment, but still has a bit more dust on it. More view on the buttock than a mini-slip, but less than a string. The design also falls nice and casual low on your hip. This can be recommended for under tight trousers, so a handy intermediate model for many outfits.

 

 

French knickers

If you like classic charm, the French knicker is for you. These French knickers come as a midislip to the hips, but falls loosely and lower over the thigh and buttock, because there are pipes on them. Often the French knicker is made with lace, so the slightly sultry models radiate a classic naughty vibe - nice to play with, especially with a nice bustier and a pair of suspenders!

 

 

Tai and Rio

Variations on the maxi-slip are finally the tai briefs, with which you can work in comfort, but with the very high cutline at the legs and a high waistline it gives a different look than the 'normal' briefs. Then there are the rio briefs, where the model of the tai has a slightly lower top edge: at the hip instead of at the waist. This describes the whole range of panties.

 

 

From The Slip To The String

From the 'real' panties we quickly move on to an immensely popular model: the thong. Thong literally means 'string' or 'string', and that term describes the model very nicely, This is the real minimalist among the panties: the sides are only an inch or two high, so the view of your hips and loins is great. Of course, what really comes into the spotlight is your buttocks... The back is almost completely missing, with a tiny thread between the buttocks and a small triangle of fabric at the top to keep it all together. Tight trousers or skirts look great above a string, but to be honest it looks even better without...

 

 

Where the ordinary string is cut low, the so-called boxer string is the higher version. In this one you only deliver a little bit sexy for a lot of fun. The sides of the boxer string or 'high string' are more than five centimeters high. This is not only very comfortable to wear, but it also presses your buttocks into an even more attractive shape. An excellent compromise between looks and wearing comfort.

 

 

It takes two to tanga

In the land of strings only one can be the most exciting, and that is undoubtedly the tanga, stringtanga or tanga string. This little powerhouse doesn't mince its words at all. It's the last step before you expose your buttocks - less is really not going to work. At the back you really have to find the tanga between your cheeks. On the side there's only what's needed, which of course gives a good view of your hips and thighs. At the front there is only a very minimal 'danger triangle', which does not extend beyond your groin. Are you going for ultrasexy? Then the stringtanga is your best friend, unless you prefer to leave something to the imagination. By the way, you can't see it under those tight white pants either, so even as a smart fashion accessory, the tanga has an important role.

 

 

Underwear emancipation

We end the series with a beautiful piece of emancipation. The boxer was the domain of the man for years. At least, unless that man gives a lady access, of course, but that's a different story. A boxer shorts has a short pipe through which it covers your groin and buttocks. This model gives you a lot of freedom. It also gives a little bit of a boyish look, which is great to play with when you throw your feminine curves into battle. Do you have a nice day off in your jogging pants and shirt? Jump into boxer shorts and your relaxed feeling is complete!

 

 

Brazilian shorts

Shorts nowadays have a tighter model than they used to be, when they looked more like those shorts from school sports, or of course like the pants worn by boxers, because that's where the name comes from. Would you like a pair of shorts, but still a little more buttock? No problem, because that's what Brazilian shorts are made for. In any case, you're hardly going to see it under your outerwear. Extra nice of this model is the beauty of colors in which you can find them. By the way, we also have them with a touch of lace, just in case it's a bit more ladylike.

 

 

Hipsters

The final part of this billentour is the version of the boxer called hipster. With a hipster (not to be confused with the bunny-wearing, road bike riding hip birds in the coffee shops) you go for the boxer, but with a lower band, so they fall on your hip instead of above, towards your waist. Your hipster also cuddles the curve of your buttock a little more elegantly than with the ladies boxer shorts. Slightly more frivolous, for those who want it. A step sexy, right? Take a look at a hipster in lace - lace bra above and this boxer ehh sorry poodle goes for the full knockout!

 

 

Avoiding the risk of skidding

With this short skid course we did discuss the greatest skid hazard. Now that you have a general idea of the possibilities, we can zoom in on the details. Hello? The young man behind it? Yeah, you, yeah. I said zoom in, don't stare! Thank you. Thank you. Maybe next time we should talk about the men's buttocks. Wherever ladies have skilfully pulled the men's buttock these days, men have to work on a representative bum for the ladies. That, of course, includes appropriate decoration, so, gentlemen, for next time: it's your ass on the line!