Sugar-sweet lingerie tips for navel-gazers

Bonjour my fine lingerie lovers. Winter time has started and the autumn storms are flying around my curls. What a dog weather! Although I have never understood why you people call it that, I don't set foot outside with this weather, unless I have to... literally. It's time to take you with me in a lesson in sugar-sweet lingerie, that will make you warm. Isn't it lovely with this weather? So crawl on the couch with your laptop, tablet or phone, blanket and your favorite pajamas on, for a nice lesson on size.

Top lingerie and perfect sizes

For those of you who have been following me for years, you know that I came to Dutch Designer Outlet as a young dog. Young at heart of course, but also in spirit. Don't let the distinguished grey curly hair confuse you. Staring blindly at something like that is not polite. Which brings me to the following: why do you lovely ladies always stare blindly at sizes and size charts? If you read my very comprehensive and fact-filled blogs regularly, you already know that sister sizes exist and how to measure your size correctly. Besides that, in my blog about sister sizes I have already extensively shown you how to find your best size for those beautiful round ladies of yours. So stop staring at sizes so the gentlemen (or other ladies, I am a very free thinking poodle!) can peek at your well wrapped bosom.

Lingerie has to fit well

At Dutch Designers Outlet you'll find lots of different models, brands and therefore different fits. Especially for your beautiful melons, pears or peaches. But don't focus on just one cup size. What you need to do now. You need to get off the couch. Yes, in your onesie and your slippers. Get yourself a good bra. Why is it so comfortable? Put it on. I'll show you. I'm not the lingerie guru extraordinaire for nothing!

Separate breasts? Happy breasts!

Take a look at the cups of your best-fitting bra, they're fine. And, if I may say so: the cups of your bra will gently yet forcefully throw the breasts into separation. Literally, not figuratively. Above all, love each other and be kind. If you're a fan of a bra with underwire, then those underwires need to sit perfectly against your body. They should embrace the girls softly and smoothly, Is that the case? Then you are the lucky owner of a super supporting bra, because I swear it on my hairy dog legs, each cup provides a lot of support for the beautiful tet that is inside. But beware: when your boobs win the battle with the cup and they push your cups away, and the underwire is out of shape, then your cup is too small. So you need to find a bigger cup size! Then don't change the size right away, mon amours. I will come back to that.

Don't shake but position

You women with beautiful headlights love to shake it, I can see that. But sometimes positioning in a good bra is just better. Put your girlfriends well into the cups of your bra. And if your cups are perfectly positioned around your breasts, then you will carry your girlfriends nicely forward. Quite often I walk past the After Eden D-cup & Up. Those are some fine bras for the larger breasts ladies! Oh... and don't be blinded by a few different melons either. Did you know that almost all women have unequal breasts? Unless you've been to Mr Schumacher's, then they're perfectly symmetrical. But, mes amis, I like to keep it natural. Personal taste, shall we say.

One cup more or less

Another thing ladies, make sure your bra fits nicely at the top of your breasts, all curves and roundnesses should wander down the mountain, so to speak. Do your beautiful girls squeak over the edge of the bra and look happily into the valley? Then ladies, you need a cup or two more. And if you yourself so your bra koekeloert, then a cup less the motto. Also if your bra wrinkles more than the pretty smile lines in your face, then one cup less is better. Sometimes the type of bra just isn't right. That's possible, you don't fall for every guy you see, right? Luckily there is a lot of choice in my fine lingerie neighbourhood, so feel free to shop for a different type of bra than you normally wear. Without braces, with braces, with wide straps (also nice if you have a heavier bosom).

Build a bond with your bra

Oh and another good one: if you look like you've been to a boxing match and still have your bra on after you've taken it off, you're really not wearing the right size or bra. Squeezing and pinching are not in the vocabulary of this lingerie expert. Your lingerie has to sit comfortably, look beautiful and be significantly more seductive. Once you've found the right size, it's just a question of trying on different cups. You change the letter and that's how you build a nice relationship with your two seductive ladies.

Now that you're a bit wiser, order some nice bras, from After Eden, from Anita, from Sapph or from Marlies Dekkers. Et voíla, your ladies are lying beautiful in a well fitting net and you can only stare...at your own beautiful body of course!

Next month, we'll be discussing lingerie gifts in celebration...