The Passion of the Poodle

The Passion of the Poodle
apr 18, 2019

Sir Sebastian is the rabbit

Hey, hello there, everybody! Here's another little fashion update and deliberately cheeky bra contribution from your loyal lingerie-influencer Sir Sebastian. Are you all a little ready for the nice weather? I hope so, because there is a lot to do in the field of fashionable moves above and below the belt when I analyze the trends here!


Blossoms and beach-looks

Now that we've definitively left the cold side of the year behind us and the crocuses are making way for blushing blossoms, vibrating tulips and other pre-summer beauties, it's time to get ready for the bikini and bathing fashion season. I'll trust you to know that I personally spend hours trying to keep my beach-looks a bit under control, but anyway, what do you want when your bikini line runs from your nose to your behind...


New season, new collection

In the meantime I leaf through the collection of beachwear that we have built up here at Dutch Designers Outlet for the upcoming hot months. What a beauty to find under the waving palm trees of the catalogues and the pearly white beaches from the newsletters say. I'm just in the mood for ice creams, or a fine cocktail with such a mischievous parasol in it. Do you already see yourself in the latest Sapph Swimwear or the latest LingaDore Beach sets, rubbed from head to toe with lotion and ready to work on your Mediterranean complexion like a tender piece of roast? Or is it mainly sweating in your sports bra to reach that tight beach body with which you will steal the show on the Costa, the Riviera, or just enjoy it in Hintergarten-Rundum-Hause? Either way, the warm-blooded heart of 2019 is getting a little closer every day, so you can count on your own personal lingerie manager to keep steering you into the beach heat with a fixed front leg.


Artistic ambitions

Despite the fact that I have focused my gaze straight ahead and try to stare straight into the summer sun, there are also topical issues at stake in my fashionable existence. For example, did you know that I'm working on my not insignificant artistic ambitions? Yes, of course I don't like to brag, but I dare say that I have a natural talent for drama and theatrical gestures. Now you could think of rehearsals with the local amateur company, or a piece of stand-up comedy in the pub around the corner, but a poodle of my stature prefers to look a little higher. You're either an ambitious influencer or you're not, after all...


Passion or passé?

For the development of my stage talent I modestly signed up for a role in The Passion. You know, the annual spectacle around the Passion story that is widely broadcast on television. I thought of a modest role myself, maybe something by Pontius Pilate, or Jesus, I thought that would be something too. My auditions went flawlessly, if I may say so myself, but what do you think? Dismissed! I wasn't even allowed to compete as a third-rate shepherd or donkey! I got a nasty scratch in my gutter that day. So much passion in this little furry little body, and still not being admitted to the most famous Passion Games in the country. You were pure discrimination if you ask me - I was sick and tired of it!


Tips for the Easter weekend

Anyway, dear people, don't worry about my artistic soul, because I can easily express my passion in my efforts to make our underwear even better every day. And speaking of passion, do you already know what you're going to do with Easter? Brunch with the family? Take a nice walk or bike ride? Maybe go to the Matthew Passion for some culture? In any case, don't miss this opportunity to look your best on Easter - and I mean underneath your clothes as well as above, right? A fresh set with a nice thong or shortie in cheerful spring yellow is my suggestion for the coming weekend, because it seems to be getting nice and warm. So there's plenty of room to express your spring tickles. Of course the men can also put themselves in the spotlight with the most beautiful underwear of the new season. Maybe this is the moment to jump through our spring collection, gentlemen. Seize this opportunity to hide your eggs in a festive way with a nice colourful boxer or an exciting pair of briefs... Oops - did I say that out loud...?


Dartel lamb

You'll have to forgive my enthusiasm. I'm just standing here bouncing like a frisky lamb in the meadow with all that fresh and fruity beauty we have on the shelves. When I look at those spring-sunny prices I think Easter this year can be extra cheerful with the right lingerie to give the spring festival some extra cachet. I think it's time to get some fresh air and take a walk around. Let's see if one of my contacts has left some interesting news on a tree or a pole along the route. You know better than anyone that I'll let you know as soon as I stumble upon a sizzling piece of news from designer land, so keep a finger on the pulse and follow my news hot off the needle on this canal.


From yellow to orange

As soon as I have recovered from the boiled eggs, butter soft asparagus, Easter clumps and fresh sparkling chablis I will come back for an update. I think I'm going to throw myself on King's Day, because as you know my dog heart is beating at full strength for our own royalty. All in all, the jump from early spring yellow to warm orange is quickly made: see you next time my dear spring readers!

 

With sunny waggles,

 

Sir Sebastian Your Undercover Underwear Lover

Entirely yours and with sincere wagging,

Sir Sebastian
Lingerie guru extraordinaire

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