Zoom in your Underwear

Zoomen in je Ondergoed
mrt 5, 2021

Hello mon ami's. Today I'd like to take you and yours into the wonderful world of lingerie and the rules surrounding it. You know, I'm a poodle with exorbitant good taste so take it from me, I can give you a lesson that will benefit you for the rest of your digital life. And when you've turned off your screen, for that matter. Welcome to the wonderful world of lingerie etiquette!

 

Lingerie expert of the Low Countries

In the past year and still today we have all started to sit at home a lot more. Now, as a sir with a dog's life, I like sitting at home, but the human species is not so used to this. So sometimes things go wrong. We have seen many a blooper on television from gentlemen who are presenting something from home, get up to get something and then show the big white and somewhat worn boxer shorts because they didn't feel like wearing the pants in the house. Then you have the tail between your legs of shame. I must say, your Sir Sebastian rolls over with laughter.

In this age of digital meetings, baggy sweatpants, T-shirts and sneakers which, unfortunately, are supplanting the nice high heels, I think it's high time I gave you a lesson in etiquette. Because believe me, the look of a royal poodle is changing.

 

The basics of fine underwear

As an expert in how it should be doneI'd like to give you a few basics that you can use to make yourself look good. Additional advantage: the atmosphere in the house when it comes to being together and feeling sexy will be jacked up nicely. Because ladies and gentlemen, you will no longer get away with a drawer full of the same underpants in the same color and only three bras in nude, black and white because that combines so well. Men should come out of the closet and add some more variety to their underwear collection. Oeh... I can already hear you and yours saying, "I can't find anything new." I am standing next to Dutch Designers Outlet and I bark at you: there is more than enough choice at this fine outlet. For great prices and in great colours. So you can't do that.

 

Extraordinary outpourings

Anyway, hence my exceptional position in this exorbitant lingerie department store. I'll give you an outpouring... yes this word is, of course, wonderful in this lingerie place. In fact, deflower literally means to let go of the bosom. Something you need to get off your chest, or something you want to let go of. Now I get it: a let go bra is not that pleasant... but I digress. My little confession is that I am very charmed by the female forms in beautiful lingerie, but I am also enchanted by seeing men in good spirits in their underpants. The eye wants something and as a perfect dog I love it. I sometimes call it jokingly, 'that's my doggy style...'.

 

Good in the net and fitting in the pants

My fans know that as a lingerie and fashion guru I am a regular guest on the first rows of the shows in Paris, New York and of course Milan. And what always strikes me: those young ladies rarely wear a bra. And of course that is the most beautiful thing, all that naturalness...Now I have to say that these ladies have some fine small and straight standing friends who are at the age that support is not necessary yet. But, not everyone is blessed with a couple of fine peas on a shelf and then it is still nice to have some aids at your fingertips. And as a gentleman of standing I can also more than vividly imagine that a crumpled, wide and washed boxers under the trousers does not draw crowds, let alone that it fits comfortably. So for every pair of trousers or 'the jeans' that people wear nowadays as a casual modern man, there is a pair of perfectly tailored briefs, pants or boxers available.

 

Underwear sets that cheat

Unfortunately, many outfits are just too tight or see-through to wear without underwear, unless you're at a particular party where that kind of dressing up is in demand and not too daring. You won't hear me on that. You know, the Sun King of Versailles, yes, the one with his fist in his coat, also knew a thing or two about lingerie-free parties. Napoléon indeed, nice guy. But if we think back to the newsreader I mentioned at the beginning, it is more practical to get up at a time like this wearing a fine Brunotti boxers or a good pair of jeans. For the ladies or the ladies to be a bra with briefs is still necessary at some point. But only the right the right bra and the right panty under the right garment. Because wrongly chosen lingerie makes sure that your whole outfit does not come across as you would like it to. The wrong lingerie or underwear will show and that is, unless you are at a party, not the intention.

 

Choosing lingerie

My unvarnished opinion: choose your lingerie with care and match it with your outerwear. Yes, it takes some getting used to in the beginning, but see it as an extension of your personality. And it's nice to have it on, but you can't feel it. Super comfortable fit is what they call it at Dutch Designers Outlet. And when I go through the price tags that hang on them, then I think you just as enthusiastic wagging his tail as I do. After all, I didn't become a Sir because I squandered the money. No, no, this gentleman of rank holds the money in his hand.

Tightly pressed panties and bras

Ladies and gentlemen, another rule. Choose your underwear with care and make sure the size is right! I can't yell it at you enough. Underwear that is too big will wrinkle, or fold, and interrupt the beautiful lines of your fine outerwear. Not.Good! You look like a messy human being and we've seen enough of that in this day and age, don't you think?! And it doesn't do justice to the figure that you undoubtedly have. On the other hand: underwear that is too small, unless it is on purpose so small that there is no need to put anything in it, is not of the flattering kind either. Straps, belts, pads, rolls that form on the back. It always makes me hungry, because I think I am being served a sausage. And finally tip number three regarding your perfect underwear outfit: the fit. Experience teaches me that often the better brands have a better fit. But let those more expensive brands be available in the outlet store. I tell you, with these tips walking in your underwear will be a party!

 

In your thong in front of the screen

If you like to keep your pants on in the house, I'd like to ask you, with your tongue hanging out, to watch your line a little bit. No no, don't get fat. I mean that skirts and trousers made from thin materials can draw quite a bit. What do you do then? Wear a nice tanga or a thong that fits perfectly. You are not so fond of material that settles in the buttocks? Then buy some seamless sets. You won't see that either. And the best tip: do you wear white? Put a sexy RED set underneath it. Really, you won't see it! Also watch out for short skirts, the thong won't show. A lovely pair of shorts is just that little bit nicer and gives a nice Marilyn Monroe effect. And gentlemen ... the above also applies to you, whether you wear the pants or the skirt!

I sincerely hope that these tips have given you a good insight into the etiquette of underwear. If you have any questions, please get in touch and I'll provide you with a barking...erm, appropriate answer! Au revoir e au demain.

Entirely yours and with sincere wagging,

Sir Sebastian
Lingerie guru extraordinaire

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