Better & hotter at one and a half meters

Better & hotter at one and a half meters: make the New Normal the New Special!

Hello loyal followers, here's your fresh portion of underpants wisdom from Sir Sebastian. Today, for a change, no science from the lecture benches: my Professors cap is hanging on the coat rack. It's time to put on something a little lighter, because I'm going to explain to you in detail how we can make the most of our lingerie and seduction skills in the New Normal. I think it's high time to adapt our lingerie life to the limitations and possibilities that the other half meter society is going to give us. That's right: brace yourselves for a lesson 'Better & Heter on One and a Half Meters'!

Golden times for the lingerie lover!

Finished with that distance too? All tired of being afraid of each other's body fluids? Does your stomach growl from skin hunger? I know exactly what you mean. Let me assure you, I found something on it. Found what? Very simple. Lingerie! Yeah, underwear is going to help us through these gloomy times. And I don't mean masks, huh? Do you know the saying: "who doesn't want to hear, must feel"? I have a new version for you: "He who can't feel, he has to look". If we have to keep a meter and a half distance, that's actually very good news for lovers like you and me. Lingerie is perfect for stirring up lust without touching each other. So there are golden times ahead for the lingerie experts. Watch out, because here comes your first lesson in 'long-distance lingerie alarms'!

Give your / his / her eyes

We've all been kids or puppies, so we know from experience. Biscuits automatically become tastier if we are not allowed to sit on them with our eager hands/feet. If that's even true for a simple cookie, then you know that the effect only gets stronger for all the treats you have in your own cookie jar. Yes, not so shy: show 'em what you got is the essence of seductive lingerie. Or maybe just don't show 'emBecause the most delicious crumbs are hidden behind a piece of supple fabric or a very fine edge of lace. Make a good living for your eyes, just like your partner's: you'll be feasting together this summer!

Tips for your comics

Here are a few tips from your Bad Boy Poodle for a classic dose to add a little spice to your new medium-distance love life. eye candy: the striptease... Yeah, no grumbling, we're gonna strip and tease this year. Purely for the general public health of course, but if we're going to snack we might as well make it really tasty, right? Make no mistake: there's a whole art hidden in the slow unpacking of your favourite present. Strippers are professionals, so a little respect, please. But that professional doesn't have to discourage us, because with a few tips you can easily get to work yourself.

Tip 1: Fall for your own power of seduction!

Rule 1 is very important: Seduction in the striptease is between the ears - so also between your own ears. If you do not first believe in your ravishing power of seduction, then you do not radiate it. So hup, not so critical. You're going to throw all your beauty into battle, so take a look at yourself in your new lingerie set and be proud of what you've got. You can be seen, or even better: you have to be seen, so get rid of that doubt and that false modesty. As your lover or lover with your knees nodding at your tail, you radiate sultry seductiveness. You are the radiant centre of the bedroom, so behave accordingly!

Tip 2: Go slow...

Okay, so you'll be confident in your most beautiful new set of designer lingerie. Suspenders with it? Stiletto heels underneath? Maybe some accessories like a boa (preferably not a live one) or a classic hat? Whatever you wear, keep it on as long as possible! You're playing with temptation, so spread it out and rub it in while you keep building up the suspense. Move slowly and twist, tease and lure with your body. Of course you'll have a nice blouse on top of that exciting skirt, or a dashing summer dress, so you can drop all the layers step by step. Take your time and enjoy the feeling of ultimate power while your partner waits and yearns. That's how much fun can be a meter and a half!

Tip 3: Look with the eyes, not with the hands!

Even if your willing spectator would like it so much, and even if you would like it so much yourself, touching is strictly forbidden! Just outside that magical one and a half meters through the room and use that space as well. You are allowed to tease here and there, but he or she opposite you is absolutely not! In this way you build up the tension beyond the unbearable. You are the boss, so you decide when to relax the coronary measures...

Tip 4: Practice with those moves!

The most important tip is: prepare well. First take a look around on youtube and find out what you find tempting - you'll be amazed by the beginner's tips and the pro advice you'll come across. Find something that suits you and makes you feel good, and then practice! Choose a music that will warm you up and treat yourself in front of the mirror. In this way you will build the self-assured mindset you need. Are you going to fall silent once in a while? I'm fine! Just think about how tempting you are in that pop outfit and pick up the thread again. Got enough moves? Then it's time to choose your moment. Make sure you have the house to yourself, or at least that the kids are already asleep, and go all out. Bet you make it crackle at a meter and a half away? Oh, and you already ordered that set of top lingerie, right? If not, take a quick dip in the Dutch Designers Outlet collection and let yourself go!