Leaves, buttocks and naughty underwear

Those sparrows from last month, which your wagging fashion guru then started his blog with ... they were still falling off the roof in the first week of September. While we recover from that, I'm going to stick my wet nose into the upcoming autumnal lingerie and swimwear. Because it's about time, unfortunately, to get dressed up again. It is always hard to realize that summer is really over now after all, but your purebred poodle is also a purebred optimist. I always like to say: when autumn comes, we'll be on our way to next summer!

In the meantime I'm airing out my warm furry dog blankets to put them back in front of the fireplace soon. Our neighbor Dita is going through puberty and after having kept her away from the swimwear with her little teeth all summer long, I now have to be a bit firmer every now and then. Of course I do this with all my charm and in such a fashionable way that no one will blame me if I grab the little rascal by the scruff of the neck every now and then and fish him out of the bargain bin under loud barking protest. Because that's where it's proven to be coolest so far. But the bin got deeper and deeper and soon we lost the little diva completely. It turned out that she had burrowed into Bomain's swimwear. Well, I have to chuckle about that, because the little girl does have taste, I have to give her that.

Autumn, time to put your buttocks in your underpants

Anyway, now that it is a bit cooler she is happily barking and looking for other hiding places. But we have to be strict about that too. She can come and lie on one of my hairy rugs. As long as she keeps her cute little head shut. I am also getting older by the day and such a high-pitched bark is sometimes a bit sensitive for the ears. Anyway, at times when the high-pitched barking takes over, I retreat to the neighbor's office, where a serene peace can reign and with one eye open and one eye closed I can keep an eye on the new arrivals. Of course I have to be able to do my pee-pee on everything, to make sure that you ladies and gentlemen can find the most refined lingerie on my neighbor's site. Because that remains a challenge to find the most beautiful thing among all that is beautiful, over and over again. They always succeed, not in the least because I am always of great service to them with my fine mustachioed advice. The bottoms can go back into the underpants, the quick-drying swimming trunks can go back into the closet and we're going for flannel, cotton and jersey again. Combined with satin, lace and bows. Because boring is a word that does not occur in my dictionary.

Killer body types go for hot lingerie deals

And with that Corona lingerie look we're done now too I think. Sexy, dashing, sensual underwear is the way to go. Thermofeel with soft sensual sultriness', that's my theme for the coming winter. And I select everything based on that. Do you know what I also like? Wrapped up in warm clothes, my winter body suddenly feels great again. And while we're looking so good in winter, we can work out at the gym to grow a summer body under that winter body. That's a very good idea, isn't it? And if you have an off-day, you can hide it with high pants and a nice bra.

So you can just have an off day like that on the couch. It's also fun: app your husband to tell him that as a woman you have an email ready with a message and a link to a nice present. Just indicate where it should be and then look coquettish. Success guaranteed. You know already at the beginning of autumn that your favorite lingerie set is under the tree. Oooh such things I like to plan ... for myself!

Do you already have a favorite band with your bra?

No partner available? No stress! You won't have that anyway, because then you can just make everything up yourself and do it exactly the way you want. I know all about it. As an inveterate bachelor with an eye for beautiful things, I am always very happy on my own. Because I only have to listen to myself and my taste is the best. So then you can just shop for your presents by yourself. How wonderful is that. If you already have a favorite band with your bra, because it fits so well, now is the time to see if that band with your bra is still tight enough. Or maybe it's wearing out a bit. Which may require you to look out for a new tight best friend. In that case I advise you: with a hot chocolate on your side table, your laptop on your lap, your old bra on, shopping at my neighbors.

Autumnal offers with little to do

While you can get dressed, I'll be outside shivering in my hairy bum. It's all worth it, though, because in the meantime I can take a peek inside everyone's homes to see what advice I can give them for those approaching dark days. Like I said, we're going for a sensual season. So while I'm shaking out my wet fur, you can sit in your fireplace-side coat and get ready for the fall trend that's just around the corner.