The buttocks we want

Dear students, we are going to start a new chapter in our lingerie league series again! Keep pen, paper and your sharp mind at the ready, because we need them today, but they are not the most important thing to have with you today. Today the focus is not on the mind, but on the body. More specifically, wewill usuallyfocus our analysis on an important part of your body that often gets an unjustly subordinate role. In fact, the status of this organ is so sad that we just sit on it! You guessed it: we go deeper into the part of anatomy that has already been the subject of so much brilliant poetry, literature and visual art... What is it? No, not a woman's heart! We're going to talk about the buttocks of women and the lingerie that best suits them. I'll discuss the five basic types of buttocks with you, so you always know what your best mates and molds are. Watch out, because today is the start of the new career of your unique derriere!

Your buttocks in shape

Before I take you by the hand to guide you past the five buttocks basic shapes, a preliminary remark is in order. If we are talking about the shape of your buttocks, it is essential to know that you are already IN FORM! The best buttock shape? Your shape! It doesn't matter how round, how big, how arched or how firm your ass is: like yours, there's only one! It fits your body perfectly and stands you like no other. Botox buttocks? Fillers in your ass? No! As long as you drape the right designer lingerie around it, everyone - including you - can put your best buttocks in front of it. And do you have a 'bad butt day' when you just don't like it? Then always remember: your butt, it's like a cast!

Five buttocks basic shapes

All right, all right, all right. So the five basics. We distinguish the following forms, although you can always be a little in-between with your unique cheeks. These are the (inverted) heart, the V, the A, the circle and the square. We're going to look at the matching box in front of your seat, so you can determine which panties, strings, boxers or hipsters are the best match for that.

Buttocks in shape 1: The round buttocks

The circle is a primal form in the human brain. Ever since the ancient Greeks and before, the circle has been considered a symbol of perfection and perfection. We like to look at round things, that's how we are constructed. Some people even make a living from it: in fact, the whole lingerie industry literally hangs together from the round shapes. What could be better than the perfection of a circle? Exactly! Two of those beautiful curves! Are you lucky they come in sets... but you're round and you're round, so what do you recognize a round ass by?

In front of the mirror you can see that the curve is in the middle of the curve from your hip to the extreme curve of your buttock. This is also true if you look from the point where your buttock sprouts from your thigh. Seen from the side, you are a paragon of symmetry: whether it's modest balls or nice full circles.

Round buttocks can actually have any shape of lingerie - that's what you get with universal archetypes. Pay attention to the size: you don't want to break that perfect circle, so no too tight, cutting lines of the elastic! Strings are not the best match for round buttocks. Rather, choose briefs or shorts that elegantly cover the curve. Look for them in your best colour match and hoppakee: the circle is ass - round I mean!

Buttocks design 2: The (inverted) heart <3

What do you get when you grab that perfect circle and add a graceful line to the loins? Exactly: then you get a heart, well, an inverted heart then, with the point pointing upwards. For buttocks in the shape of a heart, there are also few restrictions on lingerie. In a way, this is the dream form of many male admirers and female fans. Do you see in the mirror that round shape from above, but with the centre of gravity just below the middle of your buttocks? Congratulations: your heart-shaped buttocks are.

The best style advice for buttocks of the heart? Pipes! Your savoury shape comes into its own when the lowered centre of gravity is emphasized. You can do that with elegant, classic briefs with slightly longer legs - voluptuous! The same effect, but a little more playful, can be achieved with a women's boxer in the right size. Contrary to round booties, you can choose a tight fitting size here. Tension on the shape gives an exciting look! Your first choice in store? Boxers, boyshorts, panties and hipsters. Let your heart speak!

Booty shapes 3: The square back

Square buttocks: it immediately sounds less ideal than round buttocks, but make no mistake! A square is also a primal shape, and with the right lines in your lingerie, this buttock shape can come out beautifully. Look in the mirror from behind at the line that runs from the outside of your thigh to your hip. Is it a straight line? Then you have the square shape in your buttock. Some people quickly see this shape as 'boyish', but that's a negative take on a beautiful thing. What we're going to do with that straightness is decorate it with a seductive play of lines. We are going to show those square buttocks to the whole world! Your lingerie tip numero uno? Strings strings strings! Nice and revealing work and let the graceful curvature of the top band do the work. Would you rather wear a nice pair of panties? Then look at the models that go more towards bikini bottom s. This way your buttocks will stand square behind your figure!

Buttock imaging 4: The V-shape

Do you have wider shoulders and narrower hips than the 'average woman'? (Surprise: there's no such thing!) Chances are you got a pair of matching buttcheeks. The V-shape is when in front of the mirror the line from your loins to your hips runs down in an arrow. You know: the V is the symbol of Victory, so make winners of your buttocks and show them off in the right designer lingerie. The best candidates are boxers, boyshorts and classic panties around your buttocks. Essential: Choose something that your butt cheek doesn't quite think of (pay attention to the right size!), so that the bottom part of the curve squeaks out defiantly. This way you'll prevent it from looking like your buttocks are hanging down more than necessary. You give yourself more emphasis on that ideal V-shape and all the beauty you can achieve with the V of Volume!

The straggler: buttocks category A

If you reverse the V-shape, you end up with the letter A. This A-shape we came across earlier in my anatomy lessons: it fits the 'pear shape' we saw with the different types of women's bodies. Are you such a cool pear? Then your nice narrow waist probably goes seamlessly (seen from the side then!) into a wide hip and a firm butt that looks great. The letter A clearly stands for an A-quality buttock.

The A-shape bum is best served by a lingerie choice that allows the shape to mature, instead of strapping in that attractive design. In terms of choice of shape, this means that lingerie with pipes is better left out. You'll soon notice that something like that doesn't sit well at all, so don't fool yourself and embrace that shape. Or let someone else do it for you, that's okay too, but when you're going to buy lingerie, you really have to think about it yourself. Just look for space! Actually, the stringtanga is totally your thing, because then you give that A-curve exactly the space it asks for. Don't you like the strings? It doesn't matter: with a nice, loose boxer you can make your A-shape look great too. A bikini bottom is also a good alternative if you prefer to wear panties. As long as it doesn't restrict the beautiful curvature on the side of your thighs, everything is just right.

All buttocks in a row

In short, that was the entire buttock range of a woman, neatly divided into five categories. Do you know what your shape is yet? No? Get out of those pants and in front of the mirror, you! If you combine this wise lesson with the previous classes on body shape and the best way to score the perfect bra, you are now well on your way to your own diploma in lingerology!

Or well, let's call it your minor: to really get through to my level, you'll have to follow a few more lessons. We've gone to the seams lately, but the expert knows that lingerie only gets really interesting behind the seams!In other words: stay tuned, because I'll be back soon with another dose of essential insights into the best underpants and cleavages in the world!

Until then: shaking those buttocks don't stay on them all day - a shame about that beautiful view, isn't it?