The Professor About Masculine Lingerie

Promise makes guilt, as the saying goes. For those who thought I forgot to come back to lingerie for the male half of the world population: think again! The tendency to always talk about the most fantastic designer bras, feminine curves and the many temptations of the feminine appearance wrapped in the most beautiful lingerie is enormous. I notice it myself at my lectures: before you know it, you're spending another hour orating about feminine beauty and what Dutch Designers Outlet has to offer. Understandable? Definitely. Interesting? Absolutely? Honest to that other half of the world's population? Um... Not quite. I know a lot of guys can't stop talking about the cleaner sex, but we're actually making it too easy for them gentlemen. It's time to get down to brass tacks. Or in fact, we'll put that hand in our own underpants. In a figurative sense, huh? Unless you're sure no one's watching - then you should know for yourself.

But we don't do this just for ourselves, gentlemen. This also concerns all women. After all, a guy who knows how to present his having and keeping is an asset to many a lady. But let's not forget that there are a lot of men who would rather see a nice guy in a nice piece of men's lingerie than another woman in a spicy set. In short: it's better for everyone if we don't get around the hot stuff any longer. It's high time to see what's hidden behind the most beautiful lingerie for men.

We'll start with a rough distinction. There are still hordes of men stubbornly clinging to the safe choice. With that safe choice I mean of course the by many vilified old-fashioned men's briefs. That's possible: it's also part of the world of men's underwear, we can't ignore that. But there's so much more, boys! Jump out of that ball squeezer and feel that freedom! Okay, I'll hold back for a second. I'll give an honest review of the pros and cons of traditional men's underwear. Can we then see how that compares to the other possibilities.

The traditional men's briefs

Boring, pale, sexless and with a little bit of bad luck in offwhite so you can see embarrassing stains and skid marks in it. That's the image you conjure up these days with classic men's briefs. Of course, that image goes down pretty easily when you go to something so colourful or a fancy designer version like this is going to look, but still. The advantage of the men's briefs is that everyone knows him. With today's materials, full of elastic fibers, smart textiles and straps that barely come out of the rack, they are just a lot more comfortable than the archetypal beige baking beast of yesteryear. There's also something to be said for the fact that a nice set of men's buttocks can come out quite nicely, but as you'll soon see, more interesting options have been invented.

What's more, panties are functional for men. They keep the whole thing effortlessly inboard, always nice, and they just stay in place when you're the right size. Don't forget the classic 'Y-fly' either. What? Underpants with WiFi? No, Y-Fly. That traditional Y-shaped fly. Always nice to know where the emergency exit is when you have to use it all of a sudden, right? Reliable, basic and easy to wear. So much for the advantages - because the biggest drawback is immediately obvious when you use it. Dutch Designers Outlet range for men Looks: There's so much more under the sun!

The boxer: absolute champion in every weight class

I'm not gonna make a fuss. We can pretend men's briefs are the best idea ever in men's underwear, but no. The men's boxer hasn't stood up to me in a long time. In fact, the word men's boxer says it all: there are several women's boxers as well, so that idea has already been nicked by our other halves. Doesn't matter: apparently the idea is good enough to borrow it.

Because of the clever materials, a boxer actually gives the same flexible 'all on board' options as the men's briefs. It's still a matter of taste, but a lot of ladies (and gentlemen who know their stuff) think that boxer shorts are a lot sexier than the ball peg. The model has a smoother look and there is more fabric to play with. Plenty of room for crazy prints, bold colors and challenging patterns. Also, the escape risk is a little bigger than with the classics, at least, if you get the right size of course.

Yet the men's boxer is especially popular because of its incomparably tasty model. Everything is nicely in place, but in the meantime there is plenty of room to move around for everything you like. We can divide the total offer into three categories: the wide boxer shorts, the boxer with short legs and the boxer with long legs.

Wide and narrow boxers

Are you the "nice and loose" type? Then you should try the wide boxer shorts. These boxers look most like the boxer shorts from which the name is derived. They don't fit tight on legs or buttocks: only the strap on the hip gives the fit. Are you on the big side, or do you have enormously muscular thighs because you never skip leg-day? Then this is totally your thing!

For those who appreciate pipes

Do you like blowjobs? Well, I'd give a nice tight boxer with long pipes a chance. Here we see the most popular model men's underwear. Extra warm in winter, but also extra stable: these guys don't crawl up towards your groin. Do you have legs you'd like to dress a bit slimmer? Then this is your perfect match. A boxer with short legs is also called the 'trunk' - that's what boxers call their trousers in English too. In terms of advantages, these are the counterparts of the longer models: if you have thin legs or narrow hips and want to do something with them, a boxer with short legs can make a firmer impression. You see, gentlemen: with boxers you can go in all directions. Finding the right size is one thing, but we're going to have a master class soon!

Finally: less is more with strings and jockstraps!

We end with the men's thong and the infamous jockstrap. Clearly last but not leastand certainly a case less is morebecause this minimal men's lingerie gives plenty of space to the undoubtedly mesmerised spectator. Nice for the partners, or for yourself when you walk casually along the mirror. Still, you really have to experience how nice such a string feels underneath a nice supple pair of trousers: nice rustling and rustling with it all.

Even under tighter pants the thong has enormous advantages. You don't see a contour, in fact: leave out that 'tour' and give that 'cont' away! Bit of running or cycling in a whisper board or gentleman's leg? Jump in the thong and you'll reduce friction and discomfort to far below zero!

With a jockstrap it all just goes a step further. These models are even less invasive than even the smallest men's thong. This is mainly due to the elastic straps that run under the buttock, giving your hams the full space - and attention - they deserve. Sexy? Hell yes! But don't forget the comfortable side for your ass either: among (professional) athletes the jockstrap is at least as popular as among the ladies and gentlemen who know what they like to look at! Such a sweaty piece of fabric between your seam is just not good. With a thong it's at most a tiny cord, but the jockstrap saves you all moisture problems without any effort.

Underclothes make the man

We quickly went through the complete range of men's lingerie. I can well imagine you're dizzy, because there isn't enough talk about design underwear for men, that's a fact. I'm going to let it descend... Check out the range of Dutch Designers Outlet after college for more inspiration. In my next lecture, I'll dot the i's and t's, because then all the men will get tips on how to find the ideal size - and all the ladies who want to buy something beautiful for a man's sweetheart, of course!

Until then, I say: the balls, the buttocks, and everything you'd like to wear up there!