An ass is healthy

It had to come out eventually... You know I can tremble endlessly over feminine beauty. Breasts, buttocks, skin types, body shapes - I can talk about it all day long. It's understandable if you're a boy in the first place, and you're totally fixated on lingerie. And yet, with all that feminine beauty, I tell only half the story, I'm painfully aware of that. Time for a new good intention? Let's go, let's go, let's go! I'm off to a good start of the new year by staring blindly at a completely different set of curves. We'll take a bottom-up approach for a change. Today we zoom in on unexplored underwear terrain with the precision of a laser: I'll treat you to a special about the men's ass!

Butts are hot!

First of all I want to emphasize that butts are a huge thing in the year 2021. Women's buttocks have dominated the media for decades, much to the chagrin of many a tit, but that's not the whole story. Men can also proudly show their buttocks to the world. Whereas in the past men's buttocks were often only laughed at, they are now allowed to talk about it - and that's noticeable. Nowadays, as a self-confident guy, you want to walk past outdoor cafés and notice with disgust that ladies check your presents as if they were sandwiches... Yes, that's the fence of the dam: men's underwear and men's lingerie have grown in popularity in recent years for a reason! We like to give the ladies a bit of a view, because we are so gallant as real men.

Cheeky lingerie for your buttcheeks

I've paid some attention to it before, but I can imagine you're still hesitating about an outfit for your own ass. Let go of that embarrassment! Boxers, panties, thong and even jockstraps enough to make a steely impression with that ass - and I don't mean on the seat of your couch, but on your partner. Your buttocks have something to want too, so get excited and score the cheeky men's lingerie where your buttcheeks get to steal an evening's show.

The major designer brands have also picked up the billentrend. From Björn Borg to Muchachomalo and Armani, from Hom to Freegun and more: we have everything to give every man the perfect showcase for his unique ass!

An ass is healthy!

If you still have some trouble admitting you have a nice ass, I'll help you on your way to greater appreciation for your gluteus maximus, as science calls your backsides. Did you know that an ass is not only round, but also extremely healthy? Research has shown that a bigger ass is a good indication to predict whether someone will live long and healthy lives. For example, the risk of diabetes turned out to be inversely proportional to the size of your hams: the bigger, the healthier. Okay, of course, the size of the rest of your body counts differently, because being overweight is not healthy, but still. And yes, come on: the research focused on women, but we also have buttocks so I wouldn't know why that wouldn't apply to men. So the next time someone complains that you're sitting on your lazy ass all day, you can say that you're just working on your health.

Your butt makes sense

I haven't even mentioned the many functions your butt holds. First of all, an ass sits great, let's face it. Without buttocks, no chair is comfortable. Do you want optimal seating comfort? Then take a good look at the size and model of your boxer shorts or men's briefs. Squeezing or oversized underwear doesn't help, so try one size bigger or smaller this year, or test another model than you're used to. But even more important is the anatomical function of the bum. As we experts sometimes say, mankind owes his career to his derriere. After all, without an ass we can't stand up properly. And on four legs it becomes a lot more complicated to invent the wheel, the fire, the smartphone and the laser beam. Well, think about that the next time you sigh in the mirror...
Great news: all men have the biggest!

Are you one of those guys who's constantly, or constantly, wondering if yours is big enough? Are you falling into Size Matters camp? Well, then I have great news for you. When it comes to buttocks, every man has the biggest! So does every woman, because that gluteus maximus is the biggest muscle in our body. Such a champion muscular ball deserves a nice piece of decoration, don't you think? It's great that Dutch Designers Outlet has the necessary solutions for that. Come on guys, don't be shy: we are finally going to put our best foot forward this year!

Curves or undulations?

Clearly, gentlemen, our curves are not undulations. They help us sit comfortably, they keep us healthy, they keep us standing firm and - not unimportantly - they make sure that your underpants don't just sink on your ankles. But we haven't even talked about Beauty yet. Guess what? Women just love to look at men's buttocks! Time for a little more love and attention so: we're being watched...

Buttocks, on the border between drill and chill

When those presents suddenly come to the centre of attention the sweat breaks out of many a man. Shouldn't we start shaping them up a bit? Maybe it's a good idea, especially when we're working on those plans. Do you have isolated buttocks because the gym's closed? Give them some space at home! In your own room you can easily train the squats, planks and other bum boosters that will give your ass more power. Running also works: especially on flat terrain you get the most exercise with your calves and buttocks. You can test that men's thong under those creepy tight running pants.

If you're looking for a moment you'll find plenty of workout videos online - ask your girlfriend if she'll watch that youtube billentraining, she'll love it! I guarantee your buttocks will be strong and blushing with health, but there's something concrete about it too. Your buttock muscles are the main driving force behind bumping movements with your hips. What do you need that for? Yeah, come on, you just ask your partner...

Your buttocks: What women want

If you ask the ladies - and by the way also the gentlemen who know about it - you see that there are a few characteristics to achieve the ideal ass. Tight is a little thing: all the more reason to boost your training schedule a bit, because as you know: exercise makes buns! Big, limp and pendulous is seen as unattractive by most of the interviewees. Then there's smart men's fashion as well: grab my college on men's lingerie for the best bum tips. The right care and attention for your buttocks, combined with the best designer shorts, panties, strings and more, is your best guarantee for a pair of buttocks the way we like them the most!