Big cleanup in the pants

Good day dear ladies and also gentlemen, fine friendly dog and lingerie fans! I'm always very happy with the attention you pay to me, dogs love attention after all. Your most gracious King Poodle reports again with a question, to which he of course has researched the answer ad nauseam. What's the matter? Your Lingerie Guru extraordinaire asked himself while contemplating in his delicious designer basket of Armani (If I'm going to lie around musing, then in a lovely basket. Of course it has to fit my size and nature and...I digress). And then of course with the hygiene of the underwear. Spring is the time to start cleaning your closet. But your underwear should be washed and aired more regularly than once every Spring! So that you can enjoy your Easter meal at its best.

A happy egg

To be honest, dear fellow lingerie fans, I love Easter. It's the time when the birds start singing again, the cats chase each other and the air is full of pheromones. As a dog, I naturally smell this a bit sharper than you do. I see that humans are also happier when it's springtime. I am walked longer, something I don't mind at all. Because...the ladies dogs are also walked longer! It is the time for me to have a good sniff at everything that passes by. Oooh, spring. I can talk about it for hours. When spring really arrives and it is skirt day it's gonna be a real party. I skip around like a pale egg. Easter is always the moment that marks this happiness for me. And if it is skirt day, then from my point of view I naturally see a bit more underwear than usual. Let's see how you keep it all as fresh and fruity as possible.

Clean underpants at Easter dinner

As a specialist, I will of course give you some fine maintenance tips so that all your bras, boxers, thongs and other lingerie hangs in peak condition in your clean closet. You won't want to hear it, being the convenience people that you are these days, but please keep hand washing all that beauty that you just purchased at your favorite lingerie outlet, it really is the best. Now you are a fan of my practical slant, so if you do want to run the washing machine, please make sure of the following:

• Sort your lingerie by colour and wash it with the correct colour of laundry. Otherwise your white set will be pink, grey or faded.

• Put your lingerie in a special laundry bag. Yeah, you can get those from my neighbors, too.

• If you put your bras in the pouch, please close the bra, otherwise the hooks will hook back into the pouch, not pleasant.

• Please don't put more than one bra in a laundry bag, or they will bruise each other. They're like people, really....

• Use a special wool or lingerie program on your washing machine. If you don't have one, set the washing machine to 30° C and don't spin above 1000 rpm.

   

It all sounds very complicated. But I assure you, when I look at the rotating machine, it fills me with great pleasure that soon there will be again freshly washed boxers and other lingerie will come out of the machine in top shape!

Fresh wind through your underwear

Easter, the time when the fresh wind blows through your closet and home. I see it at Dutch Designers Outlet. When the spring sun shines through your windows, and the dirty windows and dust get extra light, they start going through the racks and closets. If you're cleaning up anyway, do it in a nice a nice little sneeze and it will be clean, warm and cozy! I'm telling you, as a dog with a preference for the female form, I always find the cleaning around me a delight to eh...well look at. And now is your chance to get a lovely and especially CLEAN fitting underwear to buy. Because at my fine lingerie neighbors they regularly have New Arrivals. Very exciting!

Store your eggs in luxury

Even though it's all a bit different during this Corona era, strangely enough it has a very nice side effect for me. All of a sudden a lot of people come along and want to take a long walk with me, every disadvantage...and. I hope that I have given you some nice tips. You know, my neighbour and neighbor ofDutch Designers Outlet have an infinite choice of good and fine fitting trousers and shorts for men and women. You know, it's much nicer to walk when the eggs are properly stored, isn't it? Just to keep it in the theme? Because it is quite uncomfortable walking when the balls are hanging out of the pants, I think. Now of course I am blessed with a construction whereby blowing the bottom in the wind gives a wonderful feeling, but I also understand that for humans it becomes a slightly uncomfortable story. I wish you a very fresh, fruity and happy Easter!