Love for Customer Service

We have started! We left the dreaded 2020 behind us, but crawled a bit longer in the cocoon in January. Now it is time to turn the love month of February into a deliciously frivolous month after all. My curls start to dance when I think about it and I can hardly hold back my bark of joy. I still have to take you to an online tutorial, but I'm getting used to it. Although I still have to make sure that I don't sit behind Zoom stark naked.

A fresh look at the balls

As an exceptionally strong yet stern species of the Powdery breed, I've spent the past few months going into self-quarantine among the bras, boxers and other warm-weather underwear. I've locked myself in the DDO warehouse. It irks me, but even I, as a very intelligent Sir, fully understand that we have to sit on our lovely bottoms, although I prefer to sniff them out. As a gentleman of age and standing, I didn't feel like airing my balls after nine o'clock anyway, but a daily stroll of about an hour gives us a fresh look.

Needs met

All in all, over the past few months I've had the opportunity to immerse myself in the goings-on behind the doors of Dutch Designers Outlet. Because I had confiscated the director's office at the head office for my self-isolation, I was able to immerse myself in this wonderful business where all the wonderful things are sent to you as true Outlet fans. And oh la la what I have come to know. Bien sûr, I'm now sure that all your orders will be treated with the utmost esteem. And the director was kind enough to serve me a nice bone with my wine and to give me a nice belly rub. Even a poodle of Stand has its needs!

Peeking at the neighbours

I presented myself as a neighbourly poodle at Dutch Designers Outlet over 2 years ago. The joke is sometimes made that I 'walked in'. But that wasn't the case at all. As a thoroughbred, I have a well-developed nose for top quality. It's not for nothing that I like to shop in Milan or London, normally... Of course, as a specialist in bosoms, buttocks and seductive leggings, I am a much sought-after speaker in the 'old normal'. Luckily the Vogues, Elle's and Harpers Bazaars of this world could also find me via Zoom, Teams and Skype. I've been barking up the wrong tree lately. As Fashion Editor at Large I like to spread my knowledge over the world. And I'm just blessed with my eyes and nose on the perfect height, there is no better specialist on buttocks and breasts.

Smell the customer service

Now I think it would be useful to share all this information with you, my loyal followers. Because what do we and you wonder about when we sit at home behind that bright screen and see all that beautiful lingerie from Dutch Designers Outlet passing by? Well, I'd like to give you a hint. With my sharp nose I spent some time observing DDO 's customer service. What I smelled, heard and saw, well, I'll tell you, it's enough to make many a pedigree dog's ears red!

The right technique for putting on lingerie

Are you aware that there's a whole world hidden behind those simple looking lingerie items? That there is technique, craftsmanship and science involved to wrap your voluptuous bosom in the right way? Yes yes, sometimes people just talk about it, excuse me, but there's a lot of work that goes into thinking up, making and sending out your beautiful underwear!

Nipples in the right place?

As I said in my interview for Vogue Dog Italia: the femmes of Dutch Designers Outlet have an Italian nose for quality! How about a question like: How do my nipples look best, which bra should I wear? It seems to me that you should take off the bra. But no, the customer service knows perfectly well that a beautiful bra from LingaDore conceals and reveals in a phenomenal way! Also, the ladies and gentlemen, because yes there are also men on this shop floor, know exactly when to buy a Marlies Dekkers set or when you look better in a top quality Anita set or those delicious RJ Bodywear men's shorts, grrr..... You see, the knowledge of brands is flawless in this establishment.

Skid marks derailed

These people don't turn a blind eye to the dirtier side of things, because oh my, how they sometimes return things under the guise of 'not worn'. Broken straps, stains, skid marks, in places where it really shouldn't be. I turn my nose up at it. Well, the customer service staff use their instincts for that too. They explain, record and consult about the next steps and I must say, it is solved. Chapeau! A tip on my part, make sure you try on your new acquisitions with a clean cleaned body and a pair of trousers to protect the smell and bodily fluids you may transmit. Doesn't it fit? Then it can go back into the box and you can always send it back. Pretty fresh right? And we can't make you do anything, as far as CSI and other DNA traces are concerned.

Shoot that boxer

And then there's Photography Editor At Large: the one that makes sure you get exactly what you see on the screen of your tablet, phone or laptop. The right colour, the sexiest lace, the fine lines. Everything is captured with razor sharp precision. Of course I have my powdery influence and I see that back in the good reviews. This way the perfect boxer for your hairy or not hairy male buttocks is perfectly captured. What you see is what you get!

Love for customer service

That's what I wanted to tell you in this online lecture: The customer service of this wonderful company gets those beautiful rave reviews on the internet and such platforms for a reason. I can tell you that the customer service keeps a straight face at every question and can always give the right answer to all your questions about underwear. These ladies are not only behind the screen, they also regularly lift the legs to go through all the brands in the warehouse. Every day new tempting models and brands are added to the Nijmegen warehouse. The ladies are more than happy to sniff them out. Please do so too, safely behind your screen, whether or not stark naked. I love it, stark naked, but then again.... that is my natural habitat!

In my next lecture, I will take you into the world of online lingerie etiquette and what to wear if you do end up in the picture...to be continued!