Make your own lingerie fireworks bomb!

Maak je eigen lingerie vuurwerkbom!
dec 15, 2020

Dear listeners and co-readers, it's a bit of a relief. There's not much I can do about all lingerie classes online for the time being. It's all been a little bit like that year we've been through... Luckily, we're almost through it. I suggest that we end the year in style with this end-of-year lecture. Can we later let that weird, complicated 2020 slip away from us like a frivolous little nobody on the bedroom floor. And then fresh and fruity into the new year; poodle jenched as it were, and all ready to wish each other Happy New Lingerie. Let's get started!

 

Standing red with New Year's Eve

I found a nice fitting theme to pump a maximum dose of lingerie into your veins before we go to the oil balls. It has everything to do with being red. Yeah, I know: it wasn't an easy year for many of us financially either. Being red was the norm for a lot of people. That sounds rather negative, but fortunately there's also a very nice side to it. As the old saying goes: beautiful red is not ugly. And although standing in red at the couch isn't necessarily fun, you might be surprised how fun red can be when you express it in a nice set of designer lingerie. This is even more true at the turn of the year. I have discovered that red lingerie has a very special meaning with New Year's Eve. I'm going to explain to you why it's great to stand - or sit, or even better, lie red when the champagne starts popping.

 

A red New Year is a happy New Year

So there is, I discovered, an old New Year's tradition that is all about red lingerie. Yes, even a guru like me occasionally learns something he didn't know yet. The tradition is strongest in the countries around the Mediterranean. You'll always see, with that Mediterranean passion that always seems to be in the air there.

 

Chinese traditions: not the Red Book of Mao, but the Red Pants of You!

The origins of red New Year's lingerie lie much further to the east, in ancient China. An old legend tells that an old Chinese village was plagued every year by a creepy monster. This creepy beast came to eat a few villagers every year, until it was tamed and chased away. Exactly why is not known, but from that moment on the villagers painted their windows red to keep the monster out. Anyway, the trick worked. Since then the (Chinese) New Year has been associated with red: it is the color to chase away evil spirits and to force luck. From there it's just a small step to red lingerie, don't you think?

Wish your partner a festive end

The Chinese red tradition has spread to countries such as Turkey, Italy and Spain. Undoubtedly via the silk route, so red lingerie with a bit of silk is doubly good I think. To this day it is customary in those countries to give the ladies an elegant set of red lingerie as a present at the turn of the year. A happy new set. A practical poodle like me immediately thinks: with the right red thong a festive end is guaranteed!

 

Popping your own red fireworks bomb

I propose that we draw that tradition from the far east and via the sunny south to our cold winter north this year. That's fine, because with that fireworks ban you were looking for an alternative way to pop anyway. Well, then we'll go shopping for our own bright red bombshell, won't we? The webstore of Dutch Designers Outlet is ready for it, so make a good living!

 

Fireworks tips: red slips for every bum

I suggest we start with the red panties. If there's one thing you show that ardent passion for sexy lingerie, it's a pretty red design, isn't it? Come on, boys and girls, not so Dutch! We've already held back enough in 2020: it's time for a fireworks show! But then nice and cosy indoors - this year we'll just shout 'Oooohhh' and 'Aaahhh' ourselves after every hit. My insider tip: it may be a bit chic this time, because that will build up a spectacular end, and on top of that you won't get a ten-man visit because of the corona rules. You'd better invest that extra budget in a happy New Year, I think. With a little bit of luck and just enough champagne (if you have an extra bottle of course) it will start well...

 

Sets in temperate red

Let's just admit it's New Year's Eve only once a year. There were obviously too few parties this year, so we're going to unpack. But first we're going to pack. That is, we're going to pack our tar beloved life partner, and we're going to do it in red. Preferably with a bow tie on it. Anyone who has followed my lecture about the body and the bustier may already feel some red inspiration bubbling up, but the options are endless. A nice red bra with lace fits beautifully over a challenging thong, but also a well-fitting short with an edge of lace can give a very festive effect. Don't feel like fussing? Then take a look at the menu bar in the webshop: with the option 'colour' at the top, you'll immediately see all the red lingerie items in a clear overview. Oh and another thing: we've got plenty of red strings, panties, boxers and other beautiful items for men, right?

 

Red not your thing?

Then of course you have people who just don't like red. That can be - tastes differ. Even if red actually suits every type of body and every skin tone, as my previous blogs indicated. It's not bad either. I'll just add two other colour traditions so you have something to choose from! For example, did you know that in Mexico, yellow lingerie is seen as a bringer of financial prosperity? And you're the trent setter, because now let yellow be the new fashion color for 2021. So if you're short of cash in 2020, it might be worth a sexy try. It's also safe to choose white lingerie by the way, because that will force you to cancel a healthy 2021. Maybe not too bad until that vaccine finally arrives...

 

You know what? I suggest we cover ourselves to the maximum and make sure we're safe. Just get a yellow, a white and a red set of designer lingerie! At Dutch Designers Outlet, it won't cost you your head. It will make your lover three times as happy and you'll have three times something beautiful to unpack - everybody wins!

 

I say take a quick look and use that color filter in the webshop. Then I'll take an advance on the coming weeks and wish you a happy, profitable, healthy and of course super sexy 2021!

 

A thrilling end and enjoy your balls and your flaps!

Entirely yours and with sincere wagging,

Sir Sebastian
Lingerie guru extraordinaire

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