How much are your breasts?

Friends and girlfriends. These are hard times for a lot of people. Viruses, fear of recession and other epic calamities make the markets and people restless. All over the world they are collectively tightening their belts. The optimists among us then think: "Fine, my belt could be tighter, I'm wearing a thong anyway. Don't you see anything?" I say to you: take your hat off, keep thinking positive. But for many others, the financial future is nothing to be light-hearted about.

 

 

Breasts-benefit analysis

We see that sentiment emerging in the lingerie world as well. On the one hand good for Dutch Designers Outlet, because we try to keep everything affordable anyway. On the other hand, we also notice that our customers are becoming more price-conscious. An important question many ladies ask us is: why do bras actually cost what they cost? If I buy a T-shirt at the price squatter, it costs five euros: why is a bra six times as expensive? Isn't that a lot less fabric?

 

Real question. As a man, I'd never even thought about it like that, I admit. After all, I need zero designer bras a year. And yes, if you're as close to a designer lingerie outlet as I am, you might think that everything is affordable for everyone. Apparently not. Okay, so then the scientist turns up in me. I'm gonna go pick it out for you, honored audience. Why is a bra expensive? I thought a cutting-edge cost-benefit analysis would be appropriate. My research question was this: what do your breasts cost - and what is the gain in return? I went to research.

 

 

First the pluses of your pluses

Let's start with the benefits. Always my favorite topic. In unscientific terms, the question is: what's the use of your tits? Soon we'll get back to evolutionary function anyway. I've said it before: breasts are irreverently called 'headlights' for a reason. When we started walking upright as a species, the signaling function of our lady's buttocks didn't work properly anymore. Solution: then we'll just be staring at each other's membranes all day, won't we? As the Americans put it so beautifully: the rest is history.

 

 

But of course there are more advantages to your bust. Breastfeeding would be damn hard without it. And then of course there's the sexual aspect: nice to play with for the lovers, and for the wearers - if it's okay - at least as pleasant. They are full of sensitive nerves that can provide a good dose of sexual pleasure. Last advantage: they may be difficult to carry around from time to time (and a good bra is a solution for that), but they are also quite fun to show off. It does make you self-confident as a woman, two of those radiant centers where you can just throw your feminine charm into battle once in a while!

 

 

How are the drawbacks?

Okay, after this short hymn, we're gonna talk about the drawbacks. Yeah, they're tricky from time to time. Running, lying on your stomach, sore breasts around your period, you name it. As a fellow professor aptly put it, sometimes breasts are just pussy. Not my words, but there is something in them. I just told you: a well-fitting and preferably beautiful bra literally overcomes most of these problems. But that brings us back to the original problem: why are these bitches so expensive?

 

 

The prices of your girls

Watch out, we're gonna do a little head math. Think back to that five-euro shirt at the prize competition. You know what? Put on one of those cheap jeans, freshly imported from a Bengali sweatshop. There you go. Labour costs are minimal because they're put together under miserable conditions in low-wage countries. Come on, the same goes for some lingerie, but it often involves so much skill that it can't just be made by anyone. That's already a factor in the price.

 

 

Less dust, more quality

Then the construction of the bra. Do you count? There's more fabric in a T-shirt than in a bra, that's true. But the quality of the fabric determines the p[rijs. Your designer bra is full of high quality textiles, elastic materials and maybe some lace for fun. Often more than twenty different materials even. Different cake than your simple trousers. And also more expensive.

 

 

Complex

But a bra is also infinitely more complex than a simple T-shirt or those doodordinaire jeans. Your T-shirt consists of just a few large pieces of fabric. Two? Front and back? Maybe six, if the sleeves still consist of two loose pieces? No, then a good bra. Count on at least 50 parts, and all perfectly cut and carefully put together to create a work of art of comfort. Those jeans: any idea how long it takes to make one? Five minutes to fifteen minutes. Bam. A good bra? At least three quarters of an hour: often longer. And so, again, more expensive.

 

 

Free

Then there are the different sizes and models. How many sizes of T-shirts were in that rack when you bought it? Five? Six? Often no more than three. Those jeans only have to be made in about seven to ten sizes. Piece of cake. No, then the bra. A good bra series with all cup sizes and sizes is soon a matter of designing and producing 70 models. Cheap? No! Expensive!

 

 

Isn't bigger better?

All right, all right, all right. So we can already see that a good bra is expensive. And with good reason! It's just a miracle of technique, which involves a lot of work, thinking and expensive materials. But while we're at it, I'm going to tap into another avoided injustice: is it really true that bigger breasts cost (even) more than smaller tits? Surely it will not!

 

 

Um, well, then. Sorry, there's nothing I can do about it, and it scared me, too. Totally unfair this: ladies with big ladies have to carry more with them anyway. Paying extra feels like a staircase after all. How come? Mainly because of market forces. It's not necessarily due to more material, or a more difficult design for larger sizes than cup D. The biggest problem is that brands often choose an ideal breast size as a standard model and build a collection around it. If you deviate from that standard, especially at the top of the spectrum, everything is more difficult to get. And therefore often more expensive, if you already find something that seems beautiful enough to you.

 

 

Helping outlets

Look, that's where Dutch Designers Outlet comes in. It's not for nothing that we are the largest outlet in designer lingerie in the Low Countries! With us you will find such a wide range that even in the larger sizes there is usually something for you. Even if you're looking for something special, or something extra sexy to show off.

 

 

The sum

So we can be pretty brief about the answer to my original research question, dear. The cost of a good bra is considerable, but that's mainly because they're from those sophisticated pieces of technique. If you really want to find a perfect bra, you often end up with the better brands: they are often much more expensive than regular bras, unless you shop with us... Complicated design, expensive materials and many parts plus cutting waste complete the picture.

 

 

What do we do with that science?

What can we do with this science? Anyway, I think we can establish that it's smart for you to be here. With my wise words in mind, you understand that it's all the more important to pay a few extra bucks for something your boobies really feel senang in. Not a few tens, huh - that's what you're here for at Dutch Designers Outlet! Another point is taking care of your lingerie. Bras deserve loving treatment: when you wear them, but especially when you wash them. Here are my tips for the best bra TLC. That's just pure profit, because all that beauty lasts longer and stays perfectly comfortable.

 

 

The solution: enjoy those tits!

In addition, my most important tip for all ladies: focus on your plus points. Be aware of the beauty that you carry with you and press the benefits close to your bosom! So yes: play with that cleavage, throw those weapons into battle. They're yours, they're unique and the world loves to (secretly) watch them, so flaunt 'em if you got 'em, ladies! The same goes for the sensitive side of your ladies. Let lovers and mistresses know what you like, do what you have to do and get all the pleasure out of your titties! I really can't emphasize this last point enough, because by now we know: all in all, they cost you enough. Then it's not so crazy that you want to get the most out of that, is it?

 

 

I say come on girls: dive into that webshop, buy such a technical miracle of ingenuity and let your breasts work for you! I'm sure the whole world will applaud your positive choice...