Summer Nights Full of Bows

Greetings, dear lingerie girlfriends and friends. Bathing guests and panties fans. It's June, and this lingerie guru extraordinaire is all about summer, the fragrant pollen and the skirt days that are now upon us. This is the time to unabashedly enjoy windblown summer dresses, legs on the terrace (and of course I always lie in the shade under the table with my toots with the best view. I didn't become an expert for nothing) and buttocks in the grass. And...as summer is always here, so is the big seasonal sale. Because if we're good at anything, it's selling out in the summer. I'm happy to give you the latest and greatest lingerie and swimwear tips for the hot days!

Fat lot of amperypants for your doekoes

By now we know better and my most sensible fans have already fished a stock of swimwear in the sales from the racks of my neighbors. They are - literally - warm and toasty in top combinations. And I know that I, not only as a lingerie expert but also as a travel guru, have already convinced you not to shuffle with sweat in your buttocks through Holland's beautiful airport in endless queues. No, you will all stay in your own country. Weather or no weather. But the weather is cooperating quite pleasantly and I walk my way through the fine country of Brabant wagging my tail almost daily. I regularly raise my leg, not only for a pee but also to carefully measure the temperature. I have been sniffing around in the world of lingerie for a long time and now know where Abraham gets the mustard. Or, in other words, in modern slang, where you have to spend those doekoes for your amperpants. Yes, I as a respectable gentleman of standing do go with the times!

Enjoying in dune lingerie

Are you more of a late riser and are you just now sliding into vacation mode? Don't worry, you can still score delicious dune lingerie with our Dutch Designers Outlet girls. Yes, dune lingerie, I speak my own design language and I find this a brilliant word for beautiful swimwear, where you radiate as if you just have your finest and sexiest lingerie set. And say it yourself: the designs that you see from, for example, Marlies Dekkers, Bomain and LingaDore Beach are simply mouthwatering, aren't they? I love sniffing them out. Although I feel I have to share my experience with you: sniffing on the beach does have an itchy effect, just try to sniff a scent between the grains of sand with a wet nose without getting a massive sneezing fit. But then again, I like sniffing a bow tie in a beautiful dune environment. Cheers...

Advice for all types of fruit figures

How well I've raised you, still the same questions come up every year or so. Fortunately, I have now built up a nice assortment of blogs and you can find my well-intentioned and also literally and figuratively best figure advice at any time of doubt. So while I am cooling off under the terrace table with a view of beautiful buttocks in ditto bottoms, I know that every year my blogs on apple, pear and other fruity figures that look great in a bikini with strapless top, or a swimsuit with figure enhancement or that tankini that makes you shine will help you out. While, if you're in doubt about your underwear in the evening, I've also already advised you on what to look for to get nice and relaxed for lingerie day. Yet I keep working to ensure that the whole of the Netherlands, preferably at a bargain price, is in the front row in terms of lingerie appearance.

Swimsuit fans draw the short straw

As a slightly older gentleman on four legs, with gray curls and the occasional decadent afternoon snore in my basket, I am increasingly a fan of the swimwear that is now hanging in my awesome neighborhoods. When I was a young dog I used to chase the string bikinis panting, but now I'm more and more charmed by the beautiful swimsuit fashions that leave something to guess. Of course, an ieniminie bikini is not to be sneezed at on hot days, but with all the laces and bows, I find the swimsuits nowadays extremely sexy. Especially if you have more to pack, I'm the first to think it looks like unpacking!

Bow ties around your thongs

This lingerie outlet wants to comfortably undress all ladies. Doesn't that sound good? Yes right it does. Because I mean this literally! Because of those low prices, they don't undress you at all in terms of cloth covers. Au contraire dear ladies and gentlemen. If you feel too undressed in lingerie or swimwear, the ladies and gentlemen of Dutch Designers Outlet also have stylish, fashionable and really flex dope beachwear for all that sexyness. Really, you don't need to be ashamed of the bows on your thongs. When you get your package home, at least your thongs will have bows on them. Anyway, now I sound like I've been baking in the sun too long. I'm going to get a slobber of water and fish that little jumping frog Dita out of the paddling pool. In August, I'll treat you to news from lingerie fashion land. Lube up well and spread out nicely, see you next month!