The lingerie world can be a through and through!

De lingeriewereld kan een door en door doortrapte wereld zijn!
apr 8, 2019

The Spring is coming! Flowers, bees and perky poodles in Sir Sebastian's expanding lingerie empire.

 

Yes, very honored readers, there I was again! It's high time again for a razor-sharp update on the always exciting underworld of designer fashion: the lingerie industry. There's a lot going on under our clothes this spring. My recent adventures have led more and more fashionistas and fashionistos to follow my blog. That's great news of course, but it also creates a heavy responsibility. Now I really feel it's my personal mission to keep you up to date on everything that's going on under the clothes of our fellow human beings. I can assure you that this spring is more than just a little spring tickle and some butterflies in the belly. The ever-expanding collection of Dutch Designers Outlet is living proof of that.

 

 

Trending topics

The designers of the domestic and foreign lingerie houses have not been idle this winter, because the spring collection is really a feast for the eyes. Sophisticated lace details, surprisingly playful sets and heavenly colour combinations fight for the attention of an ever-widening public. Yes, dear people, it seems that more and more of us have discovered that it really pays to unpack the lingerie we're wrapping ourselves with. Lovely! We just let go of the Dutch sobriety, because life is so short already, so why not try to shine and shine whenever and wherever we can? It does me good to see that I'm giving the people of the Low Countries a push in the right direction. Say it on, say it on: the more people we can reach with my avalanche of knowledge and insight, the better off we all will be!

 

 

Spin-offs

Still, there are occasionally unexpected spin-offs and side effects in my area of expertise. Even with my wealth of expertise, you don't see everything coming. Those kinds of surprises can often be explained in hindsight, but of course, wisdom in hindsight is worthless if you try to be as avant garde to the music as I am. On the other hand, it is also useful to be surprised sometimes, because that keeps an exalted guru like me with all four feet on the ground. Otherwise I would just walk next to my basket, wouldn't I?

 

 

Critical nose

Still, it's a good thing that a critical mind like mine watches over the right information reaching the general public. In these times of fake news and designer disinformation you can't be suspicious enough. Don't worry, appreciated audience, because I'm on top of it with my sensitive nose. Maybe at this point it's a good idea to take a moment to think about your own reading behaviour, because behind the scenes of the fashion world a silent war is being fought. On this fashionable battlefield, the victims are fashionable creatures like you - and the front soldiers are fearless warriors like me. Who do you believe? Facebook? The Vogue? The latest newsletter from your favorite fashion label? What exactly makes such a source credible? What are the signs of deception? These are all important questions for the modern wearer of the best lingerie - you have been warned!

 

 

Sunny news

Now that the sun is showing its best side a bit more often and the flowers lure the bees out again, even in lingerie land the hearts start beating faster again. Spring is by nature the season of love and seduction - and of course also of tantalizing sets and sensual underwear, because phenomena such as skirt day raise the jitters to great heights again. That may sound a bit one-sided, I hear you think. Well ladies, allow me to put this straight: also on the male side of the country the boxers are worn just as tightly as the birds start whistling again. Changing a pair of briefs for a thong is a piece of cake, of course, and on top of that, at last that mischievous floral motif can be fished out of the underpants drawer again. You bet we notice it here, because as soon as the sun shows itself the step from shorts via shorter to microshort is taken very quickly, according to the orders.

 

 

Doggy Style

The same goes for the revival of interest in swimwear. Logical too, because who doesn't look forward to the first dip in the local puddle or that early day of beach fun? Time to pick something fun ladies and gentlemen, because we have all bravely worked on our beach body, right...? At least our shelves are prepared for it, I can confirm. During a tour of the warehouse and a chat with the ladies here I was informed about all the new beach fashion trends for 2019 and believe me - that's going to be a lovely warm summer! Still, the biggest surprise for me came from an unexpected corner, because as a faithful four-legged friend I usually have to make fashion choices with such a bitchy blanket or - even worse - those stupid dog coats our owners want to torture us with. This year, however, there is light on the horizon, because when it comes to doggy style, last week suddenly something wonderful seemed to happen!


Surprisingly fitting

Because I always want to be informed about everything, I'm naturally up to my ears in the newsletters, special offers and hot fashion news. Well, what did my dog-filled inbox achieve a week ago? The following movie, edited by none other than one of the underwear giants of the country: Finally! Was it purely because of my rising fame and reputation, or are there more activist fashion dogs active in the bathing fashion country? I was through the rabid I can tell you! I saw myself going all the way, strolling along the boulevards of the Côte d'Azur, dressed up in these tasty sets. Of course, I immediately contacted the firm in question to find out the details.

 

 

An illusion poorer, an experience richer

A most friendly press officer stood up to me, but of course they don't get such an influencer every day. Spooky of the anticipation, I grabbed my notebook. What was waiting for me? Hang on... it was all a - Pure deception! List and deception! Of course, in my enthusiasm I hadn't looked at the calendar at all... Had I done, I would have seen that it was April 1st. A joke! On the backs of my kind! Just sickening! I felt terribly fooled, as I'm sure you understand. Now do you see what I mean by the importance of looking at the fashion news critically? I was devastated, but as always, I did it all for you, my dog loyal audience. Together we are an illusion poorer, but an experience richer. So next summer I'll be at the beach again au naturel. It's no different!

 

 

Visit

Your press spat has escaped a nervous breakdown, but I'm recovering from the shock. Luckily here at Dutch Designers Outlet I am comforted by the whole team, with some extra tasty chunks and a tiny glass for the trembling legs. Don't be afraid, because they won't get me small with this. I'll be back to you very soon with new news, hot off the needle and fresh from the studios. Until then, I'm going to put my trust in you: don't trust anyone until the opposite has been proven, because the lingerie scene can be a thoroughly crazy world!

 

I'm diving into my basket. See you very soon my fashion people!

 

Entirely yours and with sincere wagging,

Sir Sebastian
Lingerie guru extraordinaire

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