Great news from Sir Sebastian!

Big news, very honoured audience and sweet lingerie readers! While your own Bad Boy Bastian was trying out his naughty lifestyle I managed to do more than declare new holidays and receive exciting Valentine's Day cards. Still no idea where that came from by the way - if Cupid has any more arrows on his bow, I'm open to that.

Growth and flowering

No, love will undoubtedly do you good, for I am sure you will also feel that nothing more stands in the way of spring bursting out early. I wanted to talk about a different kind of growth and flowering. The last few months I haven't been sitting still while I was developing my new style. Your fashion guru has been working in the deepest secret on a strong piece of self-development...

Numero Uno Lingerie Influencer

Pretty enigmatic, huh, such a vague introduction? It's all part of the strategy. I've given this a lot of thought. It's also part of my new move towards numero uno underwear influencer. Hold on, here it comes: I've been promoted to Lingerie Professor! Yeah, you heard right. This is where the well-educated Mr. Extraordinary Professor Emeritus writes Doctor Sebastian, authority on everything that disguises buttocks, breasts and other lumps!

razor-sharp

Professor... Wow! Pretty tough, huh? I'm watching a bit of it myself, you know. But what's that going to mean, such a learned poodle on your favorite lingerie blog? Well, just: a wealth of knowledge when it comes to hipsters, strings, preformed cups, colourful boxers and much more! All the major designer brands can now count on my razor-sharp scientific analysis to penetrate every hem, behind every stitching and beyond every wax label they dare to market. Today, your new life begins as hyper-informed critical underwear consumers, dear audience! Forget the seam of the stocking: Professor Sir Sebastian is going to give a whole new meaning to what they mean by 'asking the shirt off your body'!

Knowledge is power!

Of course I don't do all that for myself. I'm doing it for science, because that's how it should be in my respectable position, but I'm doing it mainly for you. Okay and for the free drinks, I admit it, but still! Knowledge is power, I always say, and so from now on, we're going to determine very clearly who exactly has the pants on. You guys! The days when you're frustrated in front of the mirror with yet another wrong bra will soon be over. On the site of Dutch Designers Outlet you will fly through the entire range like lightning, because you know exactly what you want, and why. Just follow my posts and you won't let anyone tell you anything anymore. Soon, every piece of designer lingerie will be written all over you, just because you make exactly the right, carefully researched, and of course extremely stylish choices!

Bra-bracadabra!

To start with, we dive deep into the world of our collective cleavage, dear students. I intend to operate at the intersection of fashion and science, art and good taste. Together, we are going to reveal the mysteries of the bra. I'll do that in a nice naughty online lecture series, just through this blog. I will mercilessly fillet all the riddles and myths surrounding the bra for you. I'm going to enjoy a well-deserved weekend, but keep an eye on this place for the first episode of 'Bra-bracadabra': revealing the deepest secrets of the bra!
See my friends and spread the word: everyone gets wiser with a personal lingerie scientist!

Sir Professor Sebastian, Bad Boy of Fashion