From bed to swimwear, tips for the beach

It's May and with the May month, the eggs, the flowers and the bees, the sun has finally broken through into our lovely little country. Time to dive into the swimwear of 2022!

Good day fine fans of underwear, poodle curls and fashion updates. Your very own Sir has finally succeeded. The first blog from my second basket, the garden basket, is a fact. We had to wait a long time for it and it also made us a little sour. But now spring has really arrived. I don't know about you, but I am by nature a tidy and optimistic type, so I kept the short haircut. Because I wanted to make sure I'm all set for the new shorts, shirt and swimwear trends. Are you barking along?

From bed to bath

Hup hup hup ladies and gentlemen. You really need to get out of bed now, shower, freshen up and go outside. When the milk bottles have been shaved or touched up, the stocking prints have disappeared and your cozy friends (the ones upstairs) have had a nice body scrub and lotion treatment, it's time to dive into that, by now tidy, closet. Because, of course, you guys have been cleaning out closets and attics en masse after my last blog in April. My dear neighbors notice that too, because the lingerie is flying out again nicely.
Time to take a closer look at the bikini and swimsuit business. I would like to refresh your memory.

What was it again about your figure and swimwear?

Last May, when we were still frolicking with Aunt Corrie Corona, your benevolent gentleman poodle wrote a masterful three-volume piece on swimwear: which swimsuit makes you look slim, which bikini hides that little 'corrie belly'? And finally, the fantastic tips on bikini-slimming lines. Of course, you all swallowed those like sweet cakes. Which makes sense, because if you follow these tips, you're sure to dance around the beach like a gazelle. Of course, I know your time is precious, so I can already hear you saying, "could you maybe recap?" So here goes.
Views of hills and the sea.

If you are one of my friends with a fuller figure, from nice round hills to the valleys and mountains down and you want to cover up the midsection a bit? Then go for a corrective swimsuit that highlights all your strong points. Are you not into the fabric everywhere? Then a tankini with high waist briefs is an extremely good alternative. Are you more often compared to an ironing board than to the Pyrenees? Then you have an athletic figure and prints, ruffles and asymmetric swimwear will help you get that attention where you want it. Are you more the delicious apple figure that always quenches the thirst? Then rather no tankini, that puts the accent on that delicious belly.

How many prints can you have?

A fine print is always good. But prints also have a certain optical effect. As a professor of optical fashion philosophy, I will give a short lecture: If you are already a very small lady of standing and you combine that with all those cute little flowers, small figures or busy fabrics, then you might be refused in the attractions of the Efteling, because you will optically look even smaller. If, on the other hand, you are a beautiful lady who towers above everything else, then such a print is in vogue again.
Don't you care what figure you have to have according to the narrow-mindedness of our society? Then go wild on all the swimwear you can find in this fine Outlet. I'm very much in favor of it, because I think it's maddening that all ladies pay so much attention to all ladies and figures and so on. Everyone is cuddly in my opinion. There's enough misery in the world already and if you live in a place where you can stroll to the beach and pool in freedom again, then a bikini or swimsuit, or as far as I'm concerned a beach dress
in which you celebrate your freedom and radiate it, is totally fine.

Mes Amis, I'm dozing off a bit more in my basket at the office at Dutch Designers Outlet...or am I going to make a splash? Or wait, I'm going to check out what our little Dita is up to. Enjoy the sun!