You can shake it up with Professor Sebastian!

Je kunt het schudden met Professor Sebastian!
sep 7, 2020

Okay, folks, I don't know about you, but as far as the Professor's concerned, it's September. Of course, that means it's time to get back in school. The lingerie class of 20/21 can start, so keep pen, paper and brains at the ready. I hope everyone's gone over the instructions on coronary measures... If you don't have a mouthpiece on you, look at a neighbor's sweetheart. A tightly put bra-cup for the mouth and nose also works as a mask. Doesn't the neighbour have a cap with her? Beware: a bra has enough cups for two, but don't put the cups together right away. No matter how big the cup size and size, you won't save a meter and a half distance without destroying the rubber band. Improvisation is very important in the world of higher lingerie, but safety is even more essential!

 

 

Warming up

All right, we're all set, I see. Time to start the academic year responsibly. Before we get to full speed we'll start with some stretching. It's wise to get the head and brain going, but lingerie is of course attached to the rest of your body. The chance of lesbian injuries is a lot smaller if we first stretch a bit. That's why I've come up with some stretching exercises especially for the occasion that will not only warm up the attention, but also the muscles. In fact: there's a serious chance that we'll all warm up a bit, because this workout can cause quite a stir...

 

 

A little turmoil

As you know, before the summer break we talked about breasts in all shapes and sizes, smells and colors. We've seen how we determine the perfect match when it comes to the accommodation of our ladies. Did you find that perfect bra during your holiday? On holiday maybe, or online at Dutch Designers Outlet during your staycation? Then now we're going to experience how you treat your breasts to a pleasantly soft landing. Time to shake things up a bit, ladies!

 

 

You can shake it up with Professor Sebastian.

We'll start with a brief theoretical exploration of the shaking method: what is it? Shaking is a tried and tested, but unfortunately still relatively unknown technique to increase the comfort in your favo bra. All too often women still think that finding the right bra size is enough for ultimate wearing pleasure. They don't. The lingerie match is only optimal when design and cleavage find each other perfectly. Then you can shake it. If you can shake your breasts into their new designer bra in the right way, the first impression is immediately good - very important in this business!

 

 

Shake of laughter? No, shaking of the smile!

Okay, here comes the technique itself, explained in six simple steps. Pick up that perfectly tailored designer lingerie, look up your mirror and before you know it, you are completely satisfied with the laughter of shaking.

 

 

Step 1: Tasty loosely

We start shaking in a relaxed way. That means we let it hang nice and wide. Put the straps of your favourite bra on the maximum length. This will give your breasts plenty of room to take the plunge, while the effort won't pull on your shoulders - comfort starts here!

 

 

Step 2: All aboard!

Now that your bra is wide open it's time to board. Put your bra on loosely in front of the mirror. You do this by 'stepping in' straight ahead. Pull the bra loosely from the front. Your breasts should land gently in the cups, so they can lie down comfortably. Hold the bra in place with one hand. With your other hand, pull the straps well over your shoulders. This is the basis of the shaking technique. Proceed to step 3 when everything feels good.

 

 

Step 3: Hooking up

Now let's focus on the back of your bra. Find the hooks and eyes and close them in such a way that the bra doesn't pinch at the sides, but fits nicely on your flanks. Don't worry about the straps: they'll be there soon. Just make sure everything is on the hook in the way that feels best for you.

 

 

Step 4: Put your hand in your own bosom

Because the hook is now closed, you have your hands free to grab your ladies. Put your hand in the cup of your bra and gently arrange each breast so that they are completely in their cup. Go for soft and comfortable: stuffing or 'swimming' in space is not only forbidden, it also indicates the wrong bra size and model!

 

 

Step 5: Shaken Booby Syndrome

Okay, ladies, are we ready? Now the real shaking can begin. Come on. Look in the mirror as you bend over. Make sure you have a good view of your cleavage. If anyone happens to want to look at it, that's a first sign that you're doing good-- When you have bent over enough, lightly grasp the sides of your bra, about under your armpits, between your thumb and index finger. Now comes the shaking part. Always shake horizontally and try to do that in a controlled way from your hips. Up and down doesn't make any sense, but more importantly: keep it light and supple. Forcing is not good and you don't want your boobies to escape again. Then there's the risk of injury: watch out for what we experts call 'shaking booby syndrome' and stop when you feel they're all right. Let gravity do the work for you.

 

 

Step 6: Tightening the reins

Now that your breasts are in optima forma in their new litters, it's time for the finale. We're going to tighten the reins, or adjust the straps of your bra to the right length. First get up, but calm and controlled, otherwise all your shaking will have been in vain. The straps of your bra need to be at the exact point where perfect carrying capacity and optimal sitting cup comfort meet. That point is different for every woman, so go with your instincts and experiment a little. Have you given your breasts the ideal living situation? Congratulations! From now on you are an official member of the Cup Club!

 

 

There you go. Now that we're warming up, we're all warmed up for the new season. With all that breastwork we would almost forget that there's even more profit to be made with perfect designer lingerie. So next time we shift our attention and let's playfully descend to the buttocks!

 

Entirely yours and with sincere wagging,

Sir Sebastian
Lingerie guru extraordinaire

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