They don't take away your bathing suit

Hello dear ladies and gentlemen. Oh oh oh how we are getting on in this summer! The sparrows regularly fall off the roof. Which I, as a playful dog, although a bit older, find funny. Don't worry, I won't eat them. And the drought is increasing rapidly. Soon there will be nothing left to dive. But they won't take your bathing suit away. In fact, you've been hearing it for years and it has been proven again in 2022: the bathing suit, in many shapes and sizes, is still trending. Even though the drought is increasing, we wash away the dry mouth with a vino blanco and jump into our water pre-poo in a swimsuit, bikini, tankini or monokini, fresh and fruity.

Cheap swimwear

It is still busy in the warehouse of Dutch Designers Outlet, but the ladies and gentlemen keep their cool even in the scorching heat. I walk in regularly, because the wonderful air conditioning not only keeps the swimwear cool, I also like the wind to blow through my legs. The swimwear is wonderfully discounted at the moment, and I have to tell you, there are some great deals coming in again. Just search for Marlies Dekkers. To go from your powdery curly head, so fine those offers. It's just that I look like a fool as a poodle in a bikini, otherwise I would have had ten. Well, poodle naked is not for nothing a very well chosen expression.

Proud of all bikini types

Back to summer. I've seen lots of tempting bikinis hanging in that fine warehouse. But...I also see them disappear in bunches into the various boxes every day. Here and there I have to quickly fish Dita out of the boxes by her tail, otherwise you will suddenly find a woolly bale of bark in your bikini order. So I'll give you another moon: summer is coming to an end, but that doesn't mean the sweaters can leave the closet already. No no, the Indian summer is still coming. Advantage: you are already tanned, used to your summer dresses and refueled in your tankini. Whichever bikini type you are, you will come through this month with flying colors in a graceful onesie.

Can't you choose when it comes to love or swimwear?

Personally, I love all types and especially the women. Although I think the men are becoming more and more handsome as well. Must be possible, right?

Yes, you read it correctly, I make absolutely no distinction. You have known that for a long time, of course. I also proudly celebrate Pride week every August. And I learn something every time. Leather...that's going to be fashionable too, I'll tell you about that when I've been to all the fashion shows. But remember, with leather you will hit the ground running this fall! So there's plenty to choose from, although you don't have to choose anymore. Because swimsuit or bikini, man or woman, both or non-binary, it's all possible at the same time.

Spend the last summer evenings in your bathing suit

Now that the evenings are getting shorter again, it's time to get an early start. Tip from your benevolent poodle m/f: get up a little earlier, enjoy a nice breakfast, soak up the morning sun in your bikini and put on your nice bathing suit right after work. Off to the city beach, the terrace or the outdoor cinema. In your swimsuit yes, because it also functions very well as a nice top on a skirt or pair of slacks. If it gets a little cooler in the evening, you can wear a good blouse or a cool jacket over it. Et voíla! A new outfit. That's what I'm here for as a fashion consultant.

Pull your vibrant tan out of the closet

Another benefit of the late summer months: you already have a nice, and I hope responsible, tan on your legs. Or a happy face with freckles. You're well refueled because you've already taken a vacation, but you can still enjoy the balmy summer evenings. Everyone is happy because of the beautiful weather and outside it is a blooming mess. So if you have a nice floral bikini or tropical swimsuit on, you blend in fashionably with your surroundings.

Vacation mode and summer dresses still on for a while

Are you done with all those swimsuits, bikinis monokinis, boxer shorts and swim trunks now? Wait a little longer to be ready. I would, if I were you... still scroll over those yummy swimwear pages of the guys from Dutch Designers Outlet. Because before you know it you'll be sitting with your beautiful buttocks glued to the heating again and complaining about dry air in the house while the rain clatters against the windows. It's nice to be ready for your next vacation in the sun, right?

Alright... your favorite fluffy pet has a leathery tongue by now from all this hot drought and lots of chatter. I'm off to find my hopefully filled watering trough and then I'm hopping into the pasture to go enjoy vacation mode and summer dresses in the nice breeze. I'll take you gently guided back into late summer next month!