Help, my bra doesn't fit!

Hello dear ladies and gentlemen. Have you also been enjoying the nice weather of the past month? Although the end of this month was a bit on the cold side, especially for me as a barefooted dog, the heat was especially pleasant because you fine women went through life elegant and proud of your bodies. My especially fantastic bikini and bathing suit tips were, as this fine mustachioed gentleman of standing proudly observed, followed by you with verve. Never before did this dog's face see so many swimsuits and bikinis flying off the shelves at the neighboring Dutch Designers Outlet. Many a sweaty employee's head passed my basket, while my feet were running through the warehouse to provide all your beautiful bodies with a perfect fitting summer outfit. The mailbox was filling up and the phone was ringing constantly, but briefly, after which fine people explained all sorts of things about sizes, styles and prices. Because, what to do if something doesn't fit? Well, in this blog I'm going to explain to you in detail how this works with my wonderful lingerie neighbours.

Unbelievable customer service

Nothing seems too crazy for DDO's customer service. Your lingerie guru sees that the employees go quite far. Yes, I observe all that with great precision while chewing on my delicious bones. I don't do musings, this Sir sees his neighbours answering all questions more than comprehensively. So do you need help creating an account or placing an order? Well then, my dear friends are not too shy to lead you, step by step, through it. So that you can then shop in the largest lingerie outlet of the Low Countries , unconstrained (and uncontrolled, believe me, all those bargains! And is a bra not quite what you imagined it would be? Is your cup too small, too big, too wide or is the colour too dull? The ladies and yes, gentlemen at Dutch Designers Outlet can help you register a return without any problems. You call and they will guide you through the entire process while you can follow the steps on your computer. How nice is that?

Ladies go for it

As a breed with a nose for elegance and style, I know that sometimes it's a precarious matter who you ask for advice. Now they've got that covered very well at Dutch Designers Outlet. Because let's face it, you're not going to reveal your bosom just like that. I mean, it's nice to get someone from customer service on the phone who may have experienced your problems first hand. So if you need any sizing advice, or you have a question about the shape of your breasts and which bra would fit, you'll get a very nice and well-qualified lady on the line, who will patiently listen to the bumps you may encounter when it comes to size and advice in the land of lingerie. You may also email customer service anytime. You can then pick up the answer and explanation later, when you go to order. Just as it suits you. I also go for a pee sometimes and then I can answer my email when I am back in my basket.

You sent a picture...

She even goes so far as to say that should you come up with any evidence such as pictures of your girlfriends in the bra you received, they see no objection at all in this. In fact, I've seen with my own trusty dog eyes that they handle this very carefully. With your new bra on, they can sometimes give even better advice. The always cheerful, quiet and always very knowledgeable employee sees what's not right and can possibly give a better advice what a better alternative could be. Well, many a dog owner can still suck a spoon when it comes to well fitting belts and matching accessories. Fortunately I am suffocating with excellent taste myself, but I have to hand it to the poor dog acquaintances I have who have to walk around with an ill-fitting leash. I don't begrudge that to any dog. And therefore also not your lovely ladies.

Men get lingerie advice too

Yes gentlemen, I'm turning to you now as well, because you're not exactly laughing your balls off when those trousers don't sit right. In some cases they fall out by themselves (not good) or they get crushed by too tight legs (ouch, not good either). In that case I advise you to send me an email, so that I can give you some good advice on size and fit. It's nice and easy. And the ladies and gentlemen at Dutch Designers Outlet learn from every question. After which they are happy to share what they've learned. It's not for nothing that I can write entire blogs full of wonderful advice for breasts, buttocks and balls. I just pay very close attention!

Make it easy on us

If you have already ordered and still think: That bra, or boxer shorts, does not fit, Help! Then there are plenty of opportunities to contact us. Make sure you have your order number at hand and put it in your mail, if you don't want to call. Well so easy, because otherwise my dear neighbors search themselves all over the place in all those orders which they send out sweating. (Every working day before 16:00, I give it to you to do hear!). However, you hairy top advisor on four legs is of the opinion: avoid disappointment, and inform already at the door. I just want to say, when in doubt, mail or call before ordering, because the more information you have, the more comfortable that lingerie set, bought in the outlet, will be. Please note: you do not always have the same cup size! Every brand is different, every cup size is different and every model is different.

So you cry out in despair: "I've had a cup C for years", my dear neighbours can't help that. The size you have, and I mean the size of your loving girlfriends, differs a lot per bra. Measuring is knowing, but that's what my next blog will be about...

Anyway, turn to the fine and well advising customer service of Dutch Designers Outlet and the outpourings are answered with the outcome ... Top lingerie in a top fit!