The naked truth

Hi hallway - everything flash behind the zipper?

Yeah, you read it right. It's your Bad Ass Bustier Boy Sebastian here. What you also read well is the effect of my new style choice for 2020. I have sworn to you that this year I would be naughtier, more exciting and splashing and wow... how good it feels to be a bad boy! Seriously, I just notice it in everything. Blue Monday flew by this year without a shred of gloom or melancholy. Just some fashionable middle fingers raised to the sizzling chagrin around me and hoppa, the toughest day of the year was already over. In fact, the whole of January is already a thing of the past! Really, doing naughtier is a reward in itself. I can recommend it to all of you and you know what's so nice? The world of lingerie makes this new healthy lifestyle a lot easier to maintain!

Commercial stickiness - nothing for me

Lingerie and naughty, it's a combination that has excited the senses for generations. But beware, because this year we're going in exactly the opposite direction from what you'd expect. There's no getting away from it: February is reporting, and so we're once again being bombarded from all sides with oversweet temptations to celebrate Valentine's Day. Okay, if you get it right - or actually get it right - that day is a wonderful opportunity to make your wildest dreams come true. I say do well if you feel like it, preferably with a set of sizzling hot designer lingerie of course; the neighbourhoods at Dutch Designers Outlet also have something to celebrate. But this time I don't like the commercial stickiness, because it can be even more exciting if you ask me. I peak a week earlier this year, because on February 7 I'm celebrating a completely different party...

Working Naked Day

On 7 February it is Working Naked Day, or Naked Working Day 2020. You don't make it up, but don't worry, because you don't have to. That's what we have the internet for, and the always up-to-date trend watcher Sir Sebastian of course. I can forgive you if you've never heard of it, because it was new to me too. I thought it sounded more fun than Valentine's Day, so I figured out exactly what to celebrate.

Get rid of those suits

So it appears to have been invented somewhere in 2010, by an American lady named Lisa Kanarek. She had started working from home for a while before that after she quit her office job and decided to celebrate the benefits of her new existence. No more coats and high heels for Lisa, no: she especially went to work a whole day of poodle-jerking! As a little poodle I can only applaud that. On Naked Working Day it's not even about the nakedness itself, but much more about the freedom that can be gained by deciding for yourself how you work and how you live. Freedom and happiness is part and parcel of my life, so I'm one of them. Homage for Working naked Day as far as I'm concerned - will you join me this year?

Less is more

I can already hear you say it: "a little easy, asking everyone to work poodle naked when you're a poodle yourself". You have a point, but weren't you just born naked yourself? Wearing beautiful lingerie is ultimately more a matter of undressing than dressing, isn't it? Less is more, but in practice. Well, you're already a fan of beautiful designer underwear, so why don't we take an extra step for that one day a year? If you work from home like me, of course, it's a cinch. Do you work in the office, behind the counter or at the construction site? Okay, then maybe you should check with your colleagues. On the other hand, working naked for a day where everyone can see is a lot naughtier...

Hop to the boss

There's a good chance your colleagues won't be eager to celebrate Working Naked Day with you. Even if they do feel like it, there's still your boss. Oh no, I have to say manager, because only dogs have a boss. Well, this guy pretty much doesn't! I'm my own boss: that's why I immediately understand what makes naked working at home so attractive. The downside is that biting at my boss is like biting my own tail. Anyway, I sympathize with you when you have to deal daily with such a hopeless boss who thinks he knows what's good for you. That's why I made it up to you: I've found the perfect way for you to celebrate your own naked day without getting fired right away.

Working Naked Undercover Day

Here's my plan. Suppose you don't like working at home and you don't get your colleagues to celebrate freedom on the case with you. Then we're just celebrating it secretly, aren't we? How naughty is it to celebrate Working Naked Day undercover by not wearing lingerie at all in the deepest secret? You know what I mean: going to work without panties under your clothes, or just leaving those boxer shorts in your underwear drawer for a day. Nobody needs to know: it's our little secret. Of course you have to do your best to enjoy the secret feeling of liberation that it gives you all day long, don't you think? Walk an extra dashing round to the coffee machine on February 7th. Let your department guess where you get that joy from. Feel like being extra naughty? Chef's tip: pull a Sir-Sebastian. How do I do that? Simple: on this special day it feels extra good to sit down on that copier and make a quick copy of your sense of freedom!

Freedom is a great (under-)good!

Oh-la-la boys and girls, that's gonna be a nice day. I can feel it coming. Quickly make a link to my beloved lingerie, because I am and will remain a professional. I think we should make the weekend after that special day a kind of balance weekend. Not by wearing two underpants on top of each other, but by preparing a nice set of discount designer lingerie for when we get out of bed on Saturday morning. Dutch Designer Outlet will thank us for it. Could be a bit naughtier than you're used to, I think. Or your partner, for that matter, because he's also the one who should let you know that we think freedom is a great (under)good. Are you single? Even better! Can you, in your own free way, take a nice run-up to next week's Valentine conquest...

Good luck celebrating your own naked truth and I'll finish in style:

Keep it exciting, keep it naked - stay naughty all of you!

Xx, Your Butt-naked Bad Ass Bastian